Homer Simpson had just come home from a long, hard, throbbing day at work. Marg already had dinner set on the table, while Bart was chasing the cat and Maggie used the dogs tails as a pacifier. He walked through the door and stomped on Lisa's saxophone. "D'oh!" he exclaimed, realizing they don't have the money to buy a new one or fix her current one. There must be some way to scrape up some extra money.
Marg started crying in the corner as she finally realized she never should have married Homer. Homer swung the door open and left without a word or any of his possessions. He didn't know where he was heading, all he knew was that he needed to get out of here.
Waking past the Quik-E-Mart, he contemplated stopping in to bully Apu for one last time. He crossed the street and was slammed by a Lard Lad Doughnuts truck. As he was passing in and out of consciousness, he could smell the mixture of lard and frosting. His second favourite sent. Finally, when the pain overtook him, he started to see a spinning cartoon of Steamboat Mickey.....
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D'oh
FanfictionHomer Simpson crosses over into the sister network, Disney. While there, he met the beloved Mickey Mouse. This is a tale of there jam-packed love and adventures
