Episode 1: The Beginning of the End Pt. 1

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Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama! After three rather rocky seasons of build up; Total Drama Island, Total Drama: Revenge of the Island and Total Drama: Pahkitew Island, it's time to finally end it. Turns out that the money won in the last two seasons was actually counterfeit. Sneaky, huh? So now the previous campers are returning to the cameras get what's due. And I'd like to introduce my new co-host and this AU's writer, Alex Gremlin!

Alex Gremlin: (Vomits!)

Chris: Woah, buddy? Are you okay?

Alex Gremlin: NO! In fact I feel like I'm gonna kill myself! No, scratch that. I DID die, went through hell and then got resurrected by YOU to fix hell! Urgh!

Chris: Well, you finished each season with the original generations. Think of it like a challenge I gave you. That making things better?

Alex Gremlin: It makes a lot of sense when you think of it like that. But that's it.

Chris: So what did you think of the other seasons?

Alex Gremlin: Honest opinion? Eeew. Revenge was... okay? I thought it had the chance to be better multiple times and live up to it's potential but never followed through on it.

Chris: What was the problem you had with it?

Alex Gremlin: The character usage. They tried to make us like boring and unlikable characters characters and didn't even use the interesting characters to their full potential. Scott was fun and not only did they not save him for the finale but they didn't even give him a proper rival! And they had the chance to give him a cool one three times with Mike, Zoey and Dawn! There was literally only a few characters I liked. Mike, Zoey, Scott and Dawn and a couple others! And they didn't even use them properly! It fucking pissed me off! Plus they overused too many running gags.

Chris: Woah. But what's your overall summary of it?

Alex Gremlin: ........... it was fine. Three 1/2 stars out of five.

Chris: Oof. I hate to ask but what did you think of Pahkitew, pal?

Alex Gremlin: Pahkitew... needed... a... LOT.... of work. Two stars 1/2. I only liked Shawn, Jasmine, Samey and possibly Ella and Max. But that's it. And I'm considering the idea of getting shot out of the Cannon of Shame and landing in hell!

Chris: Are you okay?

Alex Gremlin: NO! I'M NOT OKAY! I FEEL LIKE I DRUDGED THROUGH TOXIC SHIT! At least I get to have some payback on how bad those seasons were! Like this, Dawn's a main character in this dudes!

Chris: Dude, spoilers!

Alex Gremlin: FUCK! THAT! If I wanna prove this is better, this is a good start! Cause in the original crossover, DAWN DIDN'T COME BACK AND SHE WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FROM THAT SEASON AND IS ONE OF MY OVERALL FAVS!

Chris: What did Pahkitew do to you?

Alex Gremlin: It killed me, that's what it did to me!

Chris: Dude. Get a pill and tell them about the new season.

Alex Gremlin: ...Fine. Okay, this show's gonna be harder for me to write cause I'll have to write both the openings and original interactions between everyone. But I hope it'll be worth it.

Chris: Don't forget it's gonna have Alejandro and Sierra. Couldn't have them missing out.

Alex Gremlin: Yeah, if you guys read my previous fanfic of Gwen X OC, you'd know I slightly changed the tie roster by swapping Harold, Beth and Justin out with Cody, Courtney and Jesse, my OC and Gwen's new boyfriend. And this season's gonna be more in his element of combat. Plus I got a heavy cover of the show's theme song to represent this being the awesome finale. Oh, and metal music ROCKS!

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