Natsu Hates it When Zeref is Bored

Pink Kitty

Hi everyone, this is my first crack fanfic. I have many more fics on fanfiction.net, so if you want to check those out you can.

As I'm sure you have noticed in the summary, this fanfic is about Natsu getting cursed by Zeref – Natsu doesn't know that Zeref is his bother yet. Each Chapter is a new curse, and Natsu will get them in different ways. If you would like to see a curse and how Natsu gets it, please leave a comment about it and I'll put it in the chapters after 10 since that is how many curses I have in mind already with the help of my mom, and I'll say who it was that left the suggestion.

I think that's everything for now. Please enjoy the warm up of chapter 1! :D

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1

Zeref is sitting by his bedroom window of his palace in his country of Alvarez bored out of his mind. He is so bored that he is falling asleep with his eyes open and unfocused, staring out into the city below him. He would do paperwork, but that would reduce him to tears with boredom, so he isn't going to bother with that. He would try to invade Fiore, but he didn't feel up to using violence to cure his boredom either.

He sighed; he doesn't know what to do to get rid of this long, agonizing, torturous need for some entertainment. Just as he was about to give up on forming a solution to his problem, a little, pink bird flies by his window. The shade of pink reminded him of his dear, sweet, little brother Natsu. He wonders how he is doing.

Zeref's body froze when a thought struck his mind. The thought allowed him to kill two birds with one death ball. With an evil, impy grin, he got up from his chair by the window and grabbed a little piece of paper and a pen. Once he was done writing his note to his brother, he places a curse on it. It won't harm him, but his reaction will be hilarious when he finds out just what the curse did to him.

With the note in hand, the black wizard disappears from his room.

"I'll meet you at the guild, Natsu!" Happy's voice was faintly heard from the other side of their home. Natsu grunted a reply, but didn't get up and out of his hammock yet.

The light of the sun moved into an angle that allowed its rays to pierce through the window and into Natsu's eyelids. A groan of annoyance escaped his throat. He grabbed his pillow and placed it over his head to hide away from the sunlight, but a growl soon left through his clenched teeth when the birds outside wouldn't shut up and allow him to get a little more shut eye.

Throwing the pillow off his head, making it land on the floor on the other side of the room, Natsu got up from his hammock in need of a drink to sooth his desert dry throat. He goes into his kitchen and heads straight for the cabinets. Just before he opened the cabinet door for a glass he noticed a note on the fridge. At first he thought it was from Happy, but once he finished reading it he saw that it wasn't.

"When you're done reading this, you'll turn into a cat. –Zeref :3"

Natsu didn't understand what was even happening. Not only did the note say he would turn into a cat once he finished reading it – only to not turn into one – the note itself was from Zeref. Why would an evil wizard like Zeref send him such a weird note?

Natsu shrugs; it's possible that Gray is playing a joke on him, and the note is not from Zeref at all. It doesn't make any sense that he would send him one, but Gray doing it as a joke...yeah, that he can see happening.

He places the note inside his pocket, and looks around in wonderment. 'Where is Happy?' he thought to himself. He thinks a little more on it when his face lights up in remembrance. 'Oh yeah, he said he's going to the guild.'