A bath? I hear someone talking about baths. O.o
It may seem to viewers that I'm a dog who hates to shower.
So not true. I was once a teenage hopeless romantic before I died and became a cupid. I absolutely love baths
The only reason I run away from baths is so that Youngji can chase me witb Jackson's help. And hopefully get some skinship
*wink* *wink*
"Cucumber, time for your bath!"Youngji picked me up and carried me upstairs to the bath.
She placed me in the bathtub and I behaved well, waiting for my chance. Finally, Jackson walked by, peering into the toilet for a moment. NOW.
I jumped out of the bath and pounced on Jackson, leaving a trail of foam on the floor.
"Cucumber" they shouted in unison! I 'flew' down the stairs, shaking my head to get the foam off.
Let's see...
I ran out into the garden where it had just rained, wagging my tail enticingly. Youngji and Jackson followed suit, the looks of irritation on their face.
I ran around, occasionally looking behind to make sure they were following.
FALL FALL FALL YOUNGJI FALL INTO Jackson's arms!
Finally, Youngji slipped on the wet grass but Jackson fell after her too. Not what I was expecting, but good enough.
Youngji laughed with her signature open-mouthed laugh while I enjoyed Jackson's wtf face.
They turned to each other, their hands brushing as they tried to stand up.
YES YES GIMME DA SKINSHIP
But life wouldn't have it. Deflated, I let Youngji pick me up and bring me to the bath, purposely using my tail to splash soapy water on her face to show my dissatisfaction.
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HUG JACKSON AND TELL HIM SHE WANTS TO BE WITH HIM FOREVER!!
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Let's see...Jackson is should be coming down any minute now after chatting with Gook ju...
Scrambling out of Youngji's arms, I jumped up and down on the couch before running uo the stairs, making sure she'd chase me.
On my way up, I ran into Jackson.
DARN IT BOY U CAME TOO EARLY ARGHHH.
With my plans foiled, I had no other choice but to depend on nature.
So I peed on the stairs. And pooped a little
The latter was unexpected.
Dire times call for dire measures. But there's something nice about being able to pee or poop anywhere you like without being dog-conscious and without being confined within the walls of a goddamningly stinky toilet that reeks of diarrhoea. We all know that feeling.
"WHAT DID YOU DO CUCUMBER?!"
I rubbed my butt on the stair to get rid of the remnants of poop on my butt before scrambling away, hiding behind the plants to spy on the two fated lovers who were now working hand-in-hand *wink* to clean up my shit.
"What happened?" Jong Ok came out from the kitchen, on her way to come in between the lovebirds.
NOT ON MY WATCH!
I pawed at her foot, occupying her while hoping that behind my back, Jackson was proposing to Youngji after cleaning up and realising how much he loved her.
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Thanks to Cucumber (completed)
FanfictionMillions of shipping fans can't make Jackson (Got7) and Youngji (Kara) get together. But a beagle named Cucumber sure can