Thanks to Cucumber (completed)

Thanks to Cucumber ♥ Part 3

//THIS CHAPTER WAS DONE WITH GREAT HELP FROM GRIMCHUCKLER//

Life of a JackJi shipper is a sad one when you're in my position. For one, did you know phones don't react very well to my paws when I'm trying to scroll through the JackJi hashtag on what the humans call 'Insturh-grem'? (When I was a human, it hadn't come about) And when Youngji catches me on her shiny iPhone 6 (PLUS) she freaks out to the point where I think she's going to actually hit me. Would you hit such an innocent beagle?

Well Youngji would just because I "scratched my iPhone 6 (PLUS) with your dirty paws, you mangy mutt", and because I am a "very very VERY bad girl". Humans are so weird. What matters more? Me, the most perfect beagle in the world or her iPhone 6 (PLUS)?

Instead of hitting me though, Youngji found the last shred of humanity in her and quietly sent me to the corner to reflect on what I did.

Pfft, like I actually would. I am a free spirit, I am a CUPID and I WILL NOT BE RESTRAINED BY YOUNGJI'S IPHONE INDUCED MADNESS.

...she knows exactly what breaks me.

She didn't pet me for one day.

So in short, that is why I am jumpy as hell, whining and moaning and digging my paws into the furniture. "Youngji," I whimper, but of course the Roommate people just hear a bunch of barks and sobs.

Darn it. Don't they have sympathy for a dog in distress?! I'm here and they're watching TV or something. Sigh. Even if I wanted to pursue getting JackJi together, they're out. GOD DARN IT-

Huh? What?

Oh, ok.

YESH. I LOVE YOU BOSS. SALUTE-OW MY PAW ACHES.

Let my cupid boss, who also personally ships JackJi, brief you on what FUN THEY ARE HAVING.

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Sorry to disappoint everyone, but I (cucumber's boss) am in no way a giant beagle. No, not a schnauzer either. Damn, the whole world falls for those bearded beasts. Details will be revealed when necessary.

Jackson, Kang Joon, Nana, YoungJi and Sunny set out together, since the rest of the cast had decided to have a movie marathon in the sharehouse. We all know that Jackson went cause a certain someone did too, of course *wink*.

Oh such is the life of a JackJi shipper. One of my superiors once told me that I was delusional for shipping them together. Achem. Excuse me, JackJi is realer than...something which is real. I can't think of anything to say so I will continue talking about what they did before I embarrass myself.

Throughout the bus ride, Jackson was busy taking selfies with Kangjoon whilst Youngji simply admired the scenery around her. Cucumber will be very upset to know that not once did the fiery redhead think about her. I swear that girl lives on Youngji's affection- okay moving on.

"HELLO ROOMMATES. PLS PROCEED TO YOUR GO-KARTING STATIONS." and announcement blared through the speakers. Jackson dropped his phone and screamed like a girl. We won't talk about his phone though because he uses a Nokia so who cares really.

Aww new plot twist, JackJi bond through their phones getting messed up (a la the Cucumber-Youngji's phone incident and Jackson dropping his Nokia)

Anyhoo. The same superior who called me delulu is telling me to get back on track. Can't a (omitted so you don't know what I am) live?! By live I mean ship. Which is basically living. So yeah.

"I'm really good at this." Jackson boasted when they reached their go karting stations, puffing his chest out in bravado. Oh eww, did he wear a pushup bra again?! Sunny has been looking for them for ages. Someone has to tell Jackson that pushup bras are not for making him look manly when he puffs out his chest.

"Please, that's what you say for everything..." Youngji rolled her eyes and Jackson shot her a look. Hopefully it was a look of love?- okay boss back to business.

(Mumble something about JackJi being real.)

"The first person to reach the finishing line will get a special prize!" The gokarting instructor enticed.

"Is it cheese?" Jackson's eyes twinkled. Damn it Jackson. Stop thinking of cheese and focus on your destiny!!

The go karting instructor merely smiled seductively before whipping out a platter. "YES IT IS!"

Jackson screamed like a girl.

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(Challenge start)

The moment they started, Youngji and Jackson sped off in hot pursuit of the cheese (well that was Jackson's inspiration, hopefully Youngji thought of something else *sly wink*), with Sunny behind while Kang Joon and Nana tried to differentiate their lefts from their right.

"OOPS!" Youngji bumped into Jackson's kart accidentally. Yeah of course. Accidentally. It was as accidental as Cucumber being caught with Youngji's phone.

"Are you so eager to get close to me?" Jackson looked at her, smirking cheekily. He tried, and of course faied, at flipping his short hair, taking one of his hands off the steering wheel for a moment.

"Nope, I'm eager to get in front of you!" With a big swerve, Youngji cut in front of Jackson and crossed the finish line. Jackson screamed again and the stolen pushup bra he was wearing ballooned in his face. You could say...it was a bloated balloon *winks*.

"Good job guys, Youngji came in first, Jackson second, Sunny third, Nana fourth and...no Kang Joon, that's the brake not the pedal." The conductor looked at Kang Joon who was still on the track while everyone else had already gotten out of their karts.

"NO FAIR! I SHOULD HAVE WON!" Jackson whined. Sigh. Boy thinks he's cute. Cucumber whines better in my opinion. I'm not biased at all.

"I came in first, deal with it!" Youngji yelled.

"Nonono instructor, she cheated with her beauty!" Jackson shrilled.

"What?!" The girl exclaimed.

"The wind was in your hair and it was wow! I- Yeah!!"

"PUHAHA!"

"ANYWAYS I SHOULD HAVE WON BUT SHE DISTRACTED ME SO GIMME THE CHEESE!" Jackson demanded, his eyes filling with tears.

The instructor took out an exquisite porcelain mini figurine of a gokart. "Haha guess who lied!"

"Oh that's the prize? Then nevermind. I'm very gracious so I'll let Youngji win this time." Jackson curtsied and showed off his white teeth.

The instructor had his judging face on.

"Please excuse him!" Sunny laughed judgementally.

"He's always spouting nonsense!" Youngji further elaborated judgementally.

To conclude the lesson, the instructor high fived the winner. Jackson raised his hand and faced Youngji, who ignored him.

"HEY HEO YOUNGJI! The instructor gets a high five and I don't? Oh I get it, is it because you look down on me for not winning? Or because I'm shorter than the instructor? DON'T TREAT FOREIGNERS LIKE THIS! This is xenophobia, and xenophobia is very bad."

"No, it's not like that..." Youngji said judgementally.

"So you think I'm petty huh?"

Youngji clutched her stomach judgementally and laughed while raising up her hand. But Jackson stomped off, his shoulders swaying dramatically and his hips rocking like a girl's as Youngji ran after him.

"So going to date!" Sunny whispered to Nana. Judgementally.

Yes. EVERYONE judges Jackson.

But Youngji judges him with LOVE. (I hope)