Horrible Human Beings

SO FAR

 HORRIBLE 'N SWEET REVENGE.

"If you like all the flavors, no one can say that you have a bad taste"  

SO FAR

"Eric...I..." I whispered with my eyes closed and my breathing hitched. "Eric I don't..." Wait a second...Who in the all are you and why are you reading my diary? In case you're my mom, well, STOP READING MY DIARY MOM!  

In case you're not my mom then we have a serious problem here, because you have no right to be reading this, unless you're a betch. Are you? If that's the case, prove it.  

Alright. Before letting you reading my diary. First I must know that I can trust you, so write your name down here____ rise your left hand, put the right on your heart and read this aloud 

THE BETCH MANIFESTO

I'm a betch, and you know it bitch. I've have done good and bad things. I've lived sad and great moments. I have the best friends in the world. I'm kind and I'm worthy. I'm cunning and sometimes annoying. I'm tall and I'm short, I'm fat and thin. I'm black, Latin, Asian, white and Indian. I have done things I regret and there are moments I wouldn't change for anything in the world. I have a kind heart and a beautiful smile. I believe in equality and I'm a feminist. I believe in love and peace. I'm Christian, Jewish, atheist, Mormon, catholic. I'm wealthy and poor. I came from a small town and a big city. I have conviction and ideals. I have a heart and I have soul. I'm a human being, and I deserve love. 

Ok, where were we? Ah right "that" moment. Well, things turned out to be like this.  

"Eric...I don't..."  

"Please Mikey, let me talk first" He begged.  

I swallowed and waited for what I could swear were hours. Why he didn't say anything? Why he was so uneasy?  

"Eric you..."  

"You deserve better than him" He said with shaking hands.  

I prepared to reply but he was faster and before I realized he leaned and kissed me. I stirred on the grass and would let out a shriek but he was holding me. I was holding him and...Um... Okay. I think I'm going too fast. You probably don't even know what I'm talking about, so...Why don't we go back where everything started?