Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings

The Council of Elrond, The One Ring, and idiot dwarves

Now the Council of Elrond begun, Elrond lead them to there seats and said "You three may set together right here between the Dwarves and the Elves"
"Thank you" Harry said softly.
Then Elrond went on to speak "You all have been summoned to answer the threat of Mordor"
Harry sighed 'great now I and my friends escape one war and somehow manages to find another' he thought gravely
"Here is Frodo son of Drogo, and the dwarf here is Gimli son of Glóin, and here this man of the south is Boromir, Man of Gondor"
Harry muttered something to Ron and Hermione which Legolas couldn't quite contemplate what Harry said
And then Elrond proceeded to say "Frodo, bring out the ring" And which Frodo did, then Harry's eyes flashed to the ring and then he went on to tell his two friends that the Ring was a tool of evil, it's malice was more than enough to challenge Voldemort which Ron simply nodded and Hermione was continuing to study everyone at the council, then they heard Boromir say "Isildur's bane, long have my people have fought off the threat of Mordor, this Ring is a prize to the foes of Mordor, we should use this against the Enemy" and then Aragorn simply responded "We cannot use the Ring, the Ring has one master and it answers to Sauron alone" and then Hermione went one to say "I agree with him, we cannot use the weapon of it's creator against him, especially if he is a dark lord and I suppose he poured himself into this Ring and a very extension of his spirit" and Boromir lashed out and replied "What would some Ranger and mere 17 year old know of this matter" and then Legolas stood up and said "This is no mere ranger, This is Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir of Isildur and this 17 year old seems like she is mentally older than 17" only for Boromir to rebute and say "Gondor has no king, it needs no king" Harry then got a sense on why the tension in the room was rising, it came from the ring, it was messing with peoples feelings and he knew that if this continued to go on they wouldn't get anywhere. Elrond broke the tension and said "we must destroy the Ring" Ron muttered and said "thanks for stating the obvious" and then Gimli rose up and took his axe and hit the Ring hard, that caused Frodo and Harry a intense amount of pain, Harry recovered quickly but he noticed that the halfling was also affected by that too so at least he wasn't the only one affected by the idiotic dwarfs brash decision then after that Harry rose up and Then stated "Do you think that a mere axe can destroy this thing? No it cannot, I doubt how strong axe will destroy this thing and I don't think that even Dragons fire would even destroy this thing if this Ring was an extension of the Dark Lords soul, you would have to suppose that the Dark Lord is smarter than that and if you ask me, I think he is, so please, listen to Elrond or we'll never get anywhere"
"We must cast the Ring back into the fires of Mount Doom"
"One does not simply walk into Mordor, there is more than just Orcs guarding it's black gates, Evil and Death surrounds it, and the very air you breathe is poisonous"
'So no wonder people looked worried when Elrond suggested casting the Ring into Mount Doom, it's in Mordor!' Harry thought to himself. And then a total argument broke loose for only Gandalf to interrupt and say "Ash nazg durbatulûk, Ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimbatul" In a very menacing voice and when he spoke those words the room shadowed, and then Frodo rose up and said "I shall go to Mordor" which surprisingly got everyone's attention, "but I don't know the way" he continued and Gandalf then went on to announce that he is going aid Frodo in his quest, and Aragorn spoke up and said "whether by life or death, you have my sword" and Gimli added on "and my axe" and Legolas continued on "and my arrows" Then Harry stood up and said "and I shall accompany you on this quest" and then Hermione and Ron stood up and said "We shall come with you little one" And then someone else came and said "I shall come with you too Mr. Frodo" only for Elrond to say "you were not invited to this meeting but it's impossible to separate you two" and Merry and Pippin came out from the bushes and went to declare that they were joining the fellowship of the ring and Pippin said "you'll need someone smart to come along with you" only to make Harry to chuckle, and Elrond went on to say "And there you have it, 13 members of the fellowship of the Ring"
"Great, where are we going?" Pippin asked only for Merry to shoot him a dirty look