Korekiyo: I sense it guys
Korekiyo: there coming
Kiibo: ?
Rantaro: what's coming
Kokichi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rantaro: I-
Korekiyo: we must isolate
Kiibo: Is something going to happen?
Korekiyo: Yes something is going to end off the world
Kiibo: What.
Rantaro: Bruh did you get into my stash of weed
Kokichi: ooooooo whos gonna end the world?!
Korekiyo: the...
Korekiyo: Chickens
Kiibo: I-
Rantaro: yup he's high
Kokichi:
Kokichi: I'm actually kinda scared
Kiibo: Shingujii May I ask why you think chickens are going to end the world?
Korekiyo: the chickens ate Rantaro's avocado farm
Rantaro: THEY WHAT?!
Kokichi: oh shit sis spill the tea
Kiibo: I'm sorry to hear that Amami.
Rantaro: MY CHILDREN
Rantaro: I'll get my revenge
Kokichi: May I aid in your battle against the chickens?
Rantaro: sure let's gather up an army
Kokichi: @everyone
Kokichi: Ok listen up
Kokichi: were making an army who wants to join!
Shuichi: why do you want to fight chickens
Rantaro: they murdered my family
Shuichi:
Shuichi: I'm out
Shuichi has gone offline
Kokichi: anyone else?
Kokichi:
Kokichi: sorry Amami Chan lol guess it's just us
Rantaro: lets go then
Kokichi: sure lol
Time skip an hour
Korekiyo: they've been gone awhile
Kiibo: Are they ok?
Korekiyo: probably not
Kiibo: I-
Kokichi: HAH WE FUCKIN GOT THEM
Rantaro: HELL YEAH WE DID
Korekiyo: oh your back
Kiibo: What did you guys do to the chickens?!
Kokichi: WE FED THEM CHICKEN NUGGETS
Rantaro: THEY DIDNT SUSPECT A THING
Kiibo: That's a horrible thing to do!
Korekiyo: pfft
Shuichi:
Shuichi: why the fuck
Kiibo: Watch your profanity!
Shuichi: why the frickity frack
Kiibo: Better.
Kokichi: hey Toaster why do you type with punctuation???
Kiibo: That name is Robophobic!
Kiibo: And because I have a weird autocorrect system installed in my system.
Kokichi:
Kokichi: Bruh
Rantaro: Uh
Rantaro: what do you do when your chicken is not moving
Kokichi: oh shit
Rantaro: what do you do when ALL your chickens stop moving
Kokichi: GET THEM TO A VET YOU IDIOT
Rantaro: WHAT DO I SAY THO
Kokichi: TELL THEM THAT SHUICHI FORCE FED THEM CHIKEN NUGGETS
Kiibo: Chicken*
Shuichi: WHY AM I BEING DRAGGED INTO YOUR MESS
Rantaro: WHY IS SAIHARA BEING DRAGGED INTO MY MESS
Kokichi: WHAT BETTER EXCUSE DO YOU HAVE
Rantaro:
Rantaro: ok tru
Shuichi: IM GOING TO BE KNOWN AS AN ANIMAL ABUSER YOU IDIOT
Kokichi: I'm animal
Shuichi: IsifjsmdkkzkfowkcjfjenfwjskfoghoeKotoe here eh lylrkgltogkgkofgkfkfk
Rantaro: Ouma what the fuck
Kokichi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rantaro: what ever I'm just leaving them ther
Shuichi:
Shuichi: fuck this shit
Kiibo: there*
Kiibo: And I said WATCH YOUR PROFANITY SAIHARA
Shuichi: No
Kiibo:
Kiibo: Fine whatever I don't care anymore.
Rantaro: Guys those chickens...
Rantaro: didn't belong to us
Rantaro: were gonna get sued
Kokichi: shit
Shuichi: Rantaro you're rich
Shuichi: you're paying it off
Rantaro: fair lol
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Liar Liar (Oumasai Chatfic)
FanfictionThe game was all just a big lie. Turns out everyone is alive and well....as well as you can be after a killing game. Tsumugi decided it would be a good idea to make amends. So she made a group chat. This fanfic is a mix of crack and angst Started:...
