Tiny thunder satan added flattykawa, sugamama, tangerine, tallbitch, owl mom, Yamaguchi, gamerhoe to ✨Bottom Bitches✨
gamerhoe: fuck no
Flattykawa: chibi-channn
Sugamama: Kenma language!
Gamerhoe: no❤️
Sugamama: bitch
Tangerine: Hiii Kenma!!!!!
Gamerhoe: Hi Shoyo
Tiny thunder satan: so no one is gonna ask why I made this?-
Flattykawa: nope 😌
Gamerhoe: I have blackmail.
Tiny thunder satan: wait what-
Sugamama: it's 1am go to sleep
Owl mom: CAN Y'ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP??? IM TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOU GUYS KEEP WAKING UP BOKUTO AND THEN HE WAKES ME UP BECAUSE HES SCARED
Sugamama: I agree, go to sleep, we have practice tomorrow
Flattykawa: oop the moms are mad 🤭
Tangerine: sorry mom
Tiny thunder satan: yeah we're sorry mom
Yamaguchi: what the fuck
Sugamama: Yamaguchi!
Yamaguchi: i'm sorry tsukki took my phone
Flattykawa: oooo
Tiny thunder satan: ☕
Owl mom: so you guys are just gonna ignore me?
Owl mom left the chat
Tangerine: noooooo
Sugamama added owl mom
Sugamama: if I have to stay here and suffer then so do you
Owl mom: I hate existing.
Owl mom has muted the chat
Tiny thunder satan: I-
Tall bitch: what the fuck-
Sugamama: go to sleep or I'm getting Yaku, daichi, and Iwaizumi.
Flattykawa: Iwa-chan~
Tall bitch: wait Yaku-san?? Goodnight bitches I wanna keep my kneecaps
Flattykawa: ha suck it Iwa-Chan is right next to me 😌
Gamerhoe: wait so y'all fucked?
Gamerhoe: poor iwaizumi.
Tiny thunder satan: i-
Tangerine: WHAT THE FUCK? HINATA IS TOO INNOCENT FOR THIS
tangerine: sorry Kageyama took my phone
Sugamama: I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHO GOT FUCKED OR WHO IS WITH WHO OR BLACKMAIL (YET) ITS 1 IN THE FUCKING MORNING GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I GET DAICHI.
Tiny thunder satan: calm down jamal don't pull out the 9-
Gamerhoe: I hate existing.
Owl mom: ^
Yamaguchi: ^^
Sugamama:^^^
Sugamama muted the chat
Tangerine: Noooooo mom!
Gamerhoe: wouldn't be the first time my parents left me
Tiny thunder satan: oh
Yamaguchi: do you need to talk?
Tangerine: Kenma are you okay?
Gamerhoe: thank you for your concern Shoyo but I'm fine
Tall bitch: biggest bullshit since you said you were starught-
Tall bitch: *staright
Tall bitch: fuck this
Tall bitch muted the chat
Tiny thunder satan: HE SO GAY HE CANT EVEN SPELL STRAIGHT-
Flattykawa: I'm surprised you could 🙄
Sugamama added deadchi, Iwa-Chan and cat mom.
Tangerine: Hi dad!!!!
Tiny thunder satan: shit-
Cat mom: what the fuck?
Sugamama: Yaku language!
Cat mom: my bad
Cat mom: what the frick
Flattykawa: Iwa-Chan~ come back to bed I'm cold 🥺
Iwachan: no I'm getting water fuck off
Gamerhoe: poor Iwaizumi
Gamerhoe: bro I'm praying for you
Flattykawa: 5"5 cat looking ass bitch-
Gamerhoe: 6ft I have crippling insecurities that affect my playing skills but I still think I'm a god looking ass bitch.
Tiny thunder satan: im-
Iwa-Chan: nice job Kenma
Iwa-Chan: oh fun I can hear crying now
Deadchi: ITS 2AM
Deadchi: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS GROUPCHAT??
Tiny thunder satan: ....
Flattykawa: ^
Tangerine: ^^
Yamaguchi: ^^^ Sorry Nishinoya
Deadchi: Nishinoya you're doing 5 times the amount of laps tomorrow.
Tiny thunder satan: awww dammit
Deadchi: NOW GO TO FUCKING SLEEP.
tiny thunder satan: night
Yamaguchi: Goodnight
Tangerine: Goodnight everyone!
Gamerhoe: I don't sleep-
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Bye hoes remember to stay hydrated, listen to Ppcocaine and eat the rich
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