private messages // larry

chapter ten

4 new notifications!

larry4life wrote on your message board: "why did you follow me i'm so lame"

harryheartscats tagged you in a message: "3 and a half hours of Skyping with the lovely @louthedinosaur00. If you're not shipping #larry already, get with the program!!"

ljpayne wrote on your message board: "wuts ur insta name agn? i 4got :/"

New message from harryheartscats!

harryheartscats: Louis, what's the joke I told you last night that had you dying of laughter?

louthedinosaur00: ummmm

louthedinosaur00: that octopus one

harryheartscats: Oh yeah! "How many tickles does an octopus get? Ten!"

harryheartscats: I was so proud of how hard you laughed. :,)

louthedinosaur00: it was three in the morning over here everything is hilarious at three in the morning

harryheartcats: You didn't laugh at my tomato joke. :(

louthedinosaur00: well i've heard that one before. plus, how could you tell the tomato turned red if it's already red naturally???

harryheartscats: Maybe it was still green. It doesn't have to be a ripe tomato! It's not my fault it turned red when it saw the salad dressing (HAHAH).

louthedinosaur00: true, true.

louthedinosaur00: you're just a bad joke teller tbh.

harryheartscats: GASP!

harryheartscats: You're a meanie. :(

louthedinosaur00: but you love me (:

harryheartscats: Yeah, but that doesn't make you any less mean!! :((

louthedinosaur00: harry styles

louthedinosaur00: i've said this before

louthedinosaur00: do nOT SEND ME SNAPCHATS OF YOU POUTING!!!!!!!!

louthedinosaur00: i can't handle how cute you are!! 

harryheartscats: *innocent halo emoji*

louthedinosaur00: i've gotten so many messages about things related to larry this past week

louthedinosaur00: we've taken over this website

louthedinosaur00: we are everyone's otp

harryheartscats: We're the royal couple.

louthedinosaur00: indeed we are

louthedinosaur00: i want to skype you again already )):

harryheartscats: I'm at worrrrrk. :((