Johnkat Movie Night (Humanstuck)

Holy Crap Why Insidious?!

"Alright fuck you John it's my turn to pick a fucking movie," Karkat said as he went over to their giant shelf of movies that almost every single movie in the world...honestly it was just filled with crappy movies that they bought at a thrift store. John was sitting on the couch waiting for the albino to pick out with the bowl of popcorn in his lap,"Karkat you should pick out a horror movie," he said with a smug look knowing that the other man will easily get pissed and pick something that sucked. From the looks of it Karkat did start to mumble curse words and picked out Johns worst nightmare. "What now you douche, let's do this," he said as he put in the CD of Insidious and watched as John's face turned into absolute fear. With a smug look himself he sat next to the scared man and gladly grabbed the bowl of popcorn.

"Holy crap I hate the song now," John shouted as "By the Window" started playing with the boy dancing to it, but Karkat on the other hand didn't seem to care and just commented on how stupid the mother in the movie was. He looked over to John and noticed how genuinely scared he looked while the movie kept on going with the retarded song still going, and then a loud blast for the scene came out from the speakers and made both of them jump. "KARKAT JEGUS WHY" he cryed out as he went under the blankets that covered them both. Karkat smirked 'his fault,' he though to himself as he continued to finish the last of the popcorn.

There was barely 30 minutes left of the movie and John was starting to shake in Karkat's lap. "Look shut up he got the kid nothing's going to happen you idiot," Karkat knew that it was a lie, but he might as well make John stop shaking in his lap because it was beginning to bug his crotch. John looked up at the albino," Karkat the weird demon thing is totally going t-," he was cut off by the loud chains and looked right when the demon started to climb the wall. He literally fell off Karkat lap and screamed," BRO WHAT IS THAT," while hiding himself in the blanket, and with Karkat laughing so hard. The movie ended with Karkat still dying and John hugging his legs from the monster coming toward the screen "John, crap you are such a fucking idiot do you know," he finished as he turned off the TV and hugged the retard still cowardly hiding. Both of the men soon calmed down with the hugging, and both saying,"I love you.