𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 ,, 𝒍𝒆𝒗𝒊 𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒏

𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐗

WARNING : Too much spice for someone to take. Read if you're sexy enough.

Tori is...

Trying to cook?

It cant be. An ex-assassin who runs on gummies and wine is learning how to cook?! Who the fuck possesed (AN : can someone tell me how to spell this?) her?! Gordon Ramsay? Soma? Who?! Will there be a recreation of Food Wars at the Survey Corpse?! (AN : See what I did there)

The answer is...

No.

Pack it up ecchi lovers, there wont be an orgasm scene here.

Back to Tori, the red head is now currently cracking the egg. The egg. If she does this, then her dish might get verified by Levi Ackerman himself! The headmaster of the council of Cleaning Fairies!

"Watch me Levi..."

"I'll break an egg using my right hand. And hold my hentai with my left."

"I'll take a gummy bear..."

"AND EAT IT." 

Such a remarkable moment had just happened in the Survey Corps. The soldiers should be thankful that they're breathing the same air as Tori for she had took a gummy bear

AND ATE IT

While reading hentai.

We love a multitasking Queen. Anyways, just in time, the almightly cleaning fairy of the Survey Corpse had arrived.

Levi Ackerman?!

NANI?!

Girls were moaning, gasping, fainting as soon as Levi had appeared from their view. The unholy smexiness and appeal of the Captain had also left them dead. Right behind him was his own fanclub, cleaning the the Scout Regiment base while begging to be stepped and beaten up by their loving daddy Captain.

"Are you single and looking for a baby?!"
Ask the hot mommy reading the screen;)

"My knees are shaking just by thinking of you."
What the fuck.

"Ah~! Sugoi~! Sugoi~! Yokata!"
What in the sono sharingan.

He abruptly closed the door, and it thankfully stopped the noises coming insideo the room.

"Oi, brat. Where the fuck my broom go huh?"

Lets ask Megan about that 🎤🛢⚪️👄⚪️

In Tori's hidden closet, was broom-chan who had been abducted by the ex-assassin. A tape was covering all over broom-chan's body, restraining her from embracing Levi's arms again and getting handled by him (lucky bitch).

Ah, yes. She had kidnapped Broom-chan.

"Eh? Why me? Anyways, can I borrow your ruler."

"Tch" and he did, sending it flying to her direction and making sure to hit her as hard as he can. But he didnt, so he can only sigh in defeat.

As Levi was too occupied with searching her whole room, Tori was fear-stricken at the ruler she was holding.

Two inches...

It was marked by two inches...

Tori bursted out laughing, clutching her stomach in pleasurable pain as she did.

"Two inches?! THATS A TINY DICK MA-"

"Its the other way around."

Tori. eXe has stopped working...