Pen-Pals \\Ereri//

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Dear Anonymous,

Here's to being nearly an adult and being forced to play pen-pals with someone. This is ridiculous but I guess it's less work than writing a formal essay on some irrelevant thesis. This is going to be a long two month, so let's at least try to get along. I suppose I should tell you about myself now- how fun.

My name is Eren, I'm a second year at St. Maria high school. I'm 17, and my birthday is coming up rather soon. I enjoy sleeping, music, and well, not much else comes to mind. I dislike school, egotistical assholes, and horses. Am I allowed to use foul language in these? Oh well, there's no stopping me.

Well, I've spent about thirty minutes staring at this god awful out of date computer monitor, and I've got nothing else to say. I think I've written more than most, though, so I don't think it'll be troublesome for me. My foot has gone numb, so I think it's time for me to pack up before the final bell rings. I apologize for you having to read this piece of shit excuse for a 'friendly' letter.

Tschüs, anon.

- Eren

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Eren,

Well look at that, we've already got a bunch in common. This project is the stupidest fucking thing I've done all year. I suppose the teachers are being lazy for the rest of the semester. I agree though, let's suck it up and at least have a tolerable two months.

I guess I'll introduce myself now. I'm Levi, I'm a third year, I'm in a second year class because I couldn't be bothered to show up to it last year. I go to school at Rose Wall Academy; you may have heard of it. I've been 18 since Christmas, which is a horrible day to be born. I like coffee, partying, and holy shit, I like music too. Bang now or bang later? I'm kidding. I hate just about everything besides those things, except a couple friends. Oh wait, I forgot, I absolutely love cigarettes.

One last thing, Eren. I hope you don't mind too much, but I'm a massive asshole. Lucky you, huh?

Well, my Mac is about to die, and I don't feel like going to get the charger, so this is goodbye, for now, my dearest Eren. Oh, you know what I just thought? You should send me a picture of yourself, I'd like to know who I'm talking to.

Au revoir, mon ami.

~ Levi