Vocaloid: hol up I needa call some1
[Calls bread bank]
Kaede: welcome to the bread bank, we sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on tha floor. TOASTED, ROASTED-
Vocaloid: stfu
Kaede: ...
Vocaloid: listen I just needa baguette and a brioche-
Kaede: WE DONT HAVE EITHER OF THOSE, YOU CAB GET THE GLUTEN FREE WHITE BREAD, THE POTATO BREAD-
Vocaloid: the fuck is gluten? Take that shit out.
Kaede: its gluten free...
Vocaloid: I don't CARE if it's free
Kaede: swear on your fucking YEEZY'S. If we gon fight, we gon fight.
Vocaloid: u tryna be on Worldstar?
Kaede: wha? U gon record it?
Vocaloid: ye. I got mah dollar store camera ON.
Tsumugi: what's the motherfuckin situatiooooon?-
Vocaloid: what👏 the👏fuck👏 DO YOU WANT?!
Tsumugi: I'm the motherfuckin manager.
Vocaloid: at the bread store?
Tsumugi: b r e a d
Vocaloid: tell her 👏 to take 👏 the MOTHERFUCKIN GLUTEN OUT THA BREAD-
Tsumugi: I'm gonna need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
Vocaloid why put it in the first place? I know y'all smoking THAT PACK
Tsumugi: we got crackers...no gluten.
Vocaloid: fuck crackers.
Tsumugi: look, we got whole wheat=gluten free, texas toast=gluten free, TORTILLA
Kaede: it's gluten free. U wan tha gluten or nah?
Vocaloid: hell no. You better take that gluten out that damn shit.
Vocaloid: fuck all y'all. What bitchass county are y'all from, where they got this bullshit at?
Tsumugi and Kaede: Florida.
Vocaloid: I knew it.
Kaede: look you can either take the yeast. Or I'm calling the POLICE.
Vocaloid: I'm going WEAST
Kaede: no no no don't call the police I have a warrant.
Vocaloid: honestly fuck y'all, I ain't seen nobody act like this over no damn bread.
Tsumugi: wtf are you saying??!
Vocaloid: all I'm saying is: fuck y'all bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck those damn crackers.
Kaede:...but the crackers are gluten free...
Vocaloid: I'll take those.
Kaede: ok that'll be 5-
Vocaloid: nah fuck y'all I ain't paying
[Vocaloid hangs up on the bitches]
