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Libitina: I like your hair.

Vocaloid: thanks I like yours too ❤️

Libitina: is it a wig?

Vocaloid: what-

Libitina: I heard Kaede be wearing those.

Vocaloid: *gets phone* police-

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Yuri: hey babe-

Libitina: stfu

Yuri: but-

Libitina: nu

Yuri: I wanted to say-

Libitina: shut up.

Yuri: I love you-

Libitina: shut the fuck up.

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Doki: what are you eating?

Kokichi: Janus's dick.

Doki: I meant right now-

Kokichi: oh, fries.

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Vocaloid: *singing* 🎶hey🎶 🎶how you doing? Well I'm doing just fine🎶 🎶I lied🎶 🎶I'm dying inside🎶

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Yuri: I love you ❤️

Libitina: I'm gay.

Yuri: well fuck you then I'm lesbian. *Proceeds to kiss Natsuki*

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Doki: Kokichi! Dog backwards is God!

Kokichi: hmm very good nishishi~

Dog: kill him.

Doki: okay God!

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Bomb Logan: what if we fucked-

Libitina: I don't like where this is going already.

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Libitina: Satan is among us and I have meet his children. Damien, Lucifer, and-

Vocaloid: I just want to eat my candy PLEASE-


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