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Doki: why do you like spiders?

Libitina: because they make me gay.

Doki: oh.

Libitina: gay as in happy, retard.

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Libitina: why do I have to hold in moans when I get stabbed?

Vocaloid: that sounds like a 'you' problem.

Doki:  maybe you're masochist?

Libitina: perhaps.

Kokichi: what the fuck.

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Vocaloid: who were you before you ummm 'died' ?.

Libitina: I was a soft choir boy in England that loved everything and everyone.

Vocaloid: ...wtf happened-

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Vocaloid: I'm in the mood for something scary idk why...

Libitina: I had children with a women just to kill the children and feed the mother her own children just because.

Vocaloid: *shaking*

Libitina: it's also the reason Medic doesn't trust me to cook.

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Kokichi: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Libitina?

Libitina: no not really...

Vocaloid: I do!

Kokichi: I know.

Vocaloid: I'm sad!

Kokichi: I know.

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Libitina: you two are so childish.

Doki and Vocaloid: no we're not! *Continues playing with Barbies*

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Doki: repeat after me...

Haiii 💕💖💞💓💞💓

Vocaloid: haiiii (≧▽≦) 💕💓💖💖💕

Doki: very good, now Libitina.

Libitina: hi 🕷️💀☠️🖤🔪🩸

Vocaloid and Doki: *backs away slowly*

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