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Fun fact: the things that happened during this, actually happened.

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Libitina: (in car with Vocaloid) ok first turn on the car.

Vocaloid: umm

Libitina: do it before I kill you

Vocaloid: o-okay...*gets out of car*

Libitina: what are you doing-

Vocaloid: *rubs car softly* d-do you like that...slut?

Libitina: I'm going to run you over.

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Janus: what state are you guys originally from?

Libitina: the 9th layer of hell

Kokichi: Minecraft

Doki: the state of depression

Vocaloid: Minecraft as well

Janus: what???

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Libitina: guys... repost this if you think getting stabbed.....is kinda sexy~

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Vocaloid: guys....I think I'm gay

Libitina:..... you're literally holding Music's hand.

Vocaloid: that's besides the point.

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Doki: have you noticed a lot of cute words end with 'ie'? Cookie, smoothie, cutie...

Libitina: die.

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Kokichi: Today's letter of the day is Y! Y stands for, "Y am I alive?"

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Music: how did you find out you were gay?

Vocaloid: well, I looked at were your dick is. And I thought "I want that in my ass".

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Libitina: I hate you

Bomb Remus: but I love you...

Libitina:....y'know what.....

Bomb Remus: 😘

Libitina: no I still don't like you.

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