Our Swamp (Bisexual Shrek x Reader)

Prologue

Y/N Pov:
You're alone at the beach. Sitting on the ground, you look up at the sunset. Captivated by the colors, you don't even notice the man standing at your side until he speaks up.
"It's beautiful, isn't it?" The mysterious man says to you. You look up at him. He was green and bald. Just how you always dreamed your soulmate would be. You don't say a word.
"The sunset, I mean." he says with a thick Scottish accent. He sits down beside you. You push some of your hair behind your ear.
"I'd say it's pretty beautiful." You say shyly. The man was gorgeous and you were so nervous.
"Not as beautiful as you, sweetheart." His rich accent burned through your soul. You blushed and hid your face with your sweater sleeves.
"You're flirting with me?" You mumble loud enough for the man to hear.
"If that's alright with you." He moves your hands away from your face gently. You were able to finally get a good look into his eyes. God, they were beautiful. The brown color of them was like a rich kind of milk chocolate. Maybe a brownie?
"I-It's alright with me." You stutter. You can't contain your thoughts while sitting next to this gorgeous man. You could barely get a few words out of your mouth without making a complete fool of yourself.
The man chuckled before saying, "What's your name, cutie?" The man tilted your head towards him.
"Y/N..." You look down at your lap. you can't even look this man in the eyes, he's too beautiful. "W-What's yours?" You mumble.
"Oh," He laughs, "My name is Shrek." He smiles.
Shrek...
That name fits him so well. It's the perfect name for the perfect man. His whole being was captivating. From his bald head to his accent to his name. He was perfect. You fell instantly in love.
You were never one to believe in love at first sight but with Shrek, it was totally different. Like something out of a dramatic romance movie. You were so lost in your thoughts that you didn't even hear Shrek speaking to you.
"Y/N? Earth to Y/N." Shrek said while waving his veiny hand in front of your face.
"S-sorry. I was just thinking. What did you say?" You looked up at the man.
"I asked if you wanted to get caramel onions with me." Shrek explained.
How did he know caramel onions were your favorite?
"Yeah, sure. I'd love to." You smiled and got up. He followed your actions and took your hand in his own.
This would be the first date of many.
~Time skip~
After two years of being officially boyfriend and girlfriend, Shrek had decided to pop the big question. On your second anniversary, a flash mob in the street was presented to you. Hundreds of people were dancing to Marry You by Bruno Mars. When you turned around to Shrek, he was kneeled on the floor with a little box in his hand.
"Y/N, I've never spent a moment of the time we shared together, not loving you. Over these last two years, you have taught me how to love. You have brought light into my world. You are my savior. I couldn't imagine my life without you. I want to spend my days with you, and only you. Well, maybe a few babies down the line. But that's not important right now, all that's important is your answer to my question..." He paused for a moment. "Y/N, will you make me the happiest ogre in the world, and become my wife?"
At that point, you were a crying mess. Your eyes and nose were puffy and the tears wouldn't stop rolling, no matter how hard you tried stopping them.
"Y/N?" Shrek questioned.
"Oh, god. Yes! Yes, i'll marry you, Shrek!" You pulled him in for a hug. You embraced each other for a small moment before Shrek opened the box to reveal your ring. It was small and dainty, with a little onion on it.
"There's a surprise in the ring.." Shrek said while tilting the ring towards you. You could see the inside and engraved into it, it says 'I love you'. You started crying once more while putting on the ring. It fit perfectly. You looked at Shrek lovingly.
"I love you too.." You then placed a passionate, love filled kiss onto Shrek's lips. You were now engaged to the man of your dreams...
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