𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑸𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞

Harry: I don't know if I like boys.

Hedwig: You wake up at the ass crack of dawn to go to the Quidditch pitch and watch Draco fucking Malfoy do laps around the field shirtless.

Harry: ....

Hedwig: Oh shit, I meant hoot-hoot

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