𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑸𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔

𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲

*When Narcissa wants to see Draco's apartment*

Narcissa: Draco, what is Harry doing here?

Draco: He lives here

Narcissa: You live with a guy you hate?

Draco: Um, well, I was going to talk to you-

Narcissa, hopeful voice: You're gay?

Draco: Wh- I'm not gay!

Narcissa: Does your girlfriend at least know?

Draco: I don't have a girlfriend...

Narcissa: Well, I guess we know why

Teddy: *Cries*

Narcissa, gasps dramatically: And you have a baby together?!

Draco: He's not my baby!

Harry: Actually, he's mine

Narcissa: Draco, the least you could do is adopt your gay lover's baby

Narcissa, shaking her head and tutting: I thought I raised you right

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