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{•------» our animals! «------•}
bakugo was silent for what felt like the first time ever. you lay across his lap, laughing out loud at what you'd just said before picking yourself back up, and although you'd expected him to yell at you for being an idiot, he did the opposite. he just seemed to be... speechless. and you weren't sure whether that was a good thing or not.
"c'mon bakubro, we need to sleep," you said, noticing that a few monsters were spawning in the distance. "i don't fancy dying again."
"yeah, whatever, dumbass," he muttered, hopping into bed. "and don't ever say that again."
"say what?" you teased, watching his face grow increasingly more red in colour.
"what you just said," he hissed, his voice growing more irritable by the second. just from this alone, you knew bakugo wasn't used to people flirting with him, whether it was a joke or not. and as for you? well, you weren't sure whether you were joking or not either. in a way, it was kind of... sad. "anyway, what are we gonna do today? watch you eat another one of our fucking chickens?"
"that was an accident!" you whined, pouting as you ran over to the chicken pen. only three chickens remained: explosion, king and murder. "i bet you'll end up eating one of them too."
"no, because i'm not a dumbass," he snapped, regaining his usual demeanour pretty quickly. "you'll end up eating the cows too."
"no! i'd never!" you exclaimed, running over to the cow pen. there were only two in there, but there were three once you fed them. "awh, look! baby cow!"
"what about it?" bakugo asked, his eyebrows raised. "it's not even cute."
"how dare you!" you yelled, your mouth dropping dramatically as you jabbed him in the face. "apologise right now."
"absolutely not," he replied, swatting your hand away and running over to the cow pen, his stone sword at the ready.
"don't you even think about killed pedro," you whispered, wrinkling your nose at him and glaring as you opened the gate and went inside to defend your child. "or there will be consequences."
"why do you have to name every single fucking animal?" bakugo sighed, massaging his temples. "you annoying brat."
"rude much?" you scoffed, very slightly offended by his insult. while 'dumbass', 'fuckface' and 'masochist' were all in good fun, 'annoying brat' just seemed to be a bit... personal? you were sure he didn't mean it to be. it was just another insult like 'raccoon eyes' or 'tape face', but being called a brat? it just didn't... sit well, and you shifted uncomfortably in your seat. however, you chose not to say anything about it, in fear of bakugo taking it the wrong way and calling you a loser or something.
