Chapter One: Unblocking Drama and Chicken Nugget Wars

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𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
lola
lola
lola
lola

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
yo

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
why don't we have a group chat with steven¿

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
bc we're dumb af

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
true
go make one pls

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
no you

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
no bitch
you do it

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
why do i have to do it
why can't you

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
because i cba

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
fucking lazy ass bitch
fine i'll do it :)

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
mommm can you come pick me up
i'm scared 😟

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
how can she pick you up from a chat
you dumbass

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
stop being mean to me :(

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
sToP bEiNg MeAn To mE :(

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
...

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
um it seems i cannot create the group chat

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
weeeee
*whyyyyy
lol

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
i kind of blocked steven

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
um whet

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
he ate my chicken nuggies :(

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
you better unblock his ass

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
not until he apologizes

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
he can't apologize if he's blocked

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
i know :)

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
bitch i swear to god

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
how would you feel if someone stole ur chicken nuggies
exactly, so shut ur mouth

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
girl i didn't even answer you

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
that's not the point
the point is i'm not ready to forgive steven

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
bitch they're just chicken nuggets, it's not that deep
just go get more

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
NOT THAT DEEP???

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
girl

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
do you really think i, the laziest person in los angeles, can actually get out of bed for once to go and get chicken nuggies?
the answer is no slash
N O

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
uber eats

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
STOP COMING UP WITH SOLUTIONS
and that still requires getting out of bed because i'll have to answer the door

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
omfg i swear to fucking god if you don't fucking unblock steven right the fuck now i will shave your fucking head and eyebrows

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
so many fucks for what?

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
UNBLOCK HIM

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
omfg fine
annoying ass HOE

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
eat shit you roach

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