Chapter Four: Group Chat Shenanigans

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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬 added 𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨 to '𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞'

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
so guys this is izzy 
izzy these are my silly goofy friends slash and lola

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
steven stfu
ur no better than us

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
greetings and salutations izzy

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
stop quoting heathers all the damn time

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
i cannot stand this puta!

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
omg stop 
you're making a bad impression

𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨
i feel so welcomed

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
you should :) 
btw don't listen to anything slash says, he's a pubetic fish

𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨
okay i'll keep that in mind lmao

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
wtf is pubetic

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
idk i just made it up 
i guess it's a fancier way of saying pubes

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
how tf am i a fish with pubes?? 
fish don't even have pubes

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
they do in my world, and that's exactly what you are

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
ugh you guys are hopeless

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
bitch idc

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
so izzy 
what is up

𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨
not much, my day's been really boring lol

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
stop calling me a bitch slash
you're a bitch

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
so whereabouts are you from

𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨
lafayette :/

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
fucking whore

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
indiana?

𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨
that's the one

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
SHUT UP

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
fun

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
make me 
b i t c h

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
don't make me come over there

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
ooh i'm so scared 
you're literally a child

𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨
so i'm guessing this is normal

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
you bet your ass it is 
so you play guitar?

𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨
yeah 
how'd you know?

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
steven showed us a picture of you

𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨
makes sense 
i've just realized i don't know what you and slash look like

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
lmao just check out our profiles 
you might not be able to see slash's face tho 
the curly haired freak

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
fuck off lola 
hey steven i have something for you

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
what is it...

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
it's an award for being a stupid bitch
here's ur trophy🏆

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
😢

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
omg cut this shit out already

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
ok m0m

𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨
this is officially the weirdest group chat i've ever been in

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
now you've scared him away 
you're a bitch slash

𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨
it's fine dude 
this is my kinda group chat lmao

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
bitch you started it

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
NO I DIDN'T

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
YES YOU FUCKING DID

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚
ight imma head out

𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐧𝐨
me too actually 
it's pretty late for me

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
BYE GUYS <3 
oops my caps lock was still on

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
i'm not done with you fucker

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
LEAVE ME ALONE

𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫
you better hide bc i'm coming for you

𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
LOLA HELP ME

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