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𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕚 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕟𝕠 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘

me-nah:

horny on main?

sero-toe-nin:

same

rubber-denki:

same

ok-boomer:

same

slug-bug:

i just made a roleplay account for monomi on twitter

rock-hard-wink:

hot

me-nah:

so whats up

ok-boomer:

why the fuck is my girlfriend and her two idiot friends typing? 

It shouldn't take that long the fuck

sero-toe-nin:

So I'm 💪😎 playing 🎮 build battle👷‍♂️🔪🔫👷‍♀️ on ➡️🔛 Minplex (Minecraft server😳) and it wanted me (me:😏) to build a teapot 🍵 but 🍑 that's cringe🤢🤮 so instead 💁‍♂️ I 😏 made a big 🙌 huge 👀 pen1s with b@lls 🍆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤪 I'm so quirky 🥴 and original 😎 right, guys? 😂😂😂🤣🤣 I still have a minute ⏰ left 👈so maybe 🤔 I should add➕ more 🤲🙌 cum 😈😈💦💦💦💦😎

ok-boomer:

i knew it...

rubber-denki:

Edit: guys wtf 🤬 I only 👉 came 💦 in 4️⃣th place 👿👿👿🤬😡😠😡😡 those stupid 🤤 normies 🙄 didn't vote my pen1s 🍆 good ✅ enough 🙅‍♂️ 🤬🤬🤬🤬 their stupid 🤡 builds were dumb and crappy 💩💩💩 looking 😡😡😡 while I 🧐 put actual effort 🏋️‍♂️ into 👉✅ my penis 🍆 🤬😡😡😡😡 it had balls ⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🥎🎾🏐🏉🎱 and cum 💦💦💦🤤👅👅 and they couldn't 🙅‍♂️ find 🔎🕵️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️🔍🔎🔎 the funny (🤣🤣🤣🤣) their probably 🙄 boomers 💥💣💣👵👴👴👴who don't🙅‍♂️ understand 🧐🤨 humor 🤬🤬🤬🤬

me-nah:

snort

[ 20 minutes later (: ]

Slug-Bug:

Number🔢 1️⃣5️⃣: 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 foot👣 lettuce🥗. The last🥉 thing you'd👉 want in👇 your👉 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 🅱️urger🍔 is someone's👤 foot👣 fu🆖us🤢🤮. 🅱️ut🍑 as🍑 it turns↩️ out, that might 🅱️e what you👉 get. A 4️⃣channer🍀👤 uploaded a 🅿️hoto📷📸 🅰️nonymously👤❓ to the site showcasing his🚹 feet👣 in👇 a 🅿️lastic bin🚮 of lettuce🥗🤮. With the statement🗣: "This👇 is the lettuce🥗 you👉 eat 🅰️t 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴."😱😱 🅰️dmittedly, he🚹 had shoes👣👟 on. But🍑 that's even🤭 worse😱😷. The 🅿️ost went live at 1️⃣1️⃣:3️⃣8️⃣ PM on July🎆🎇 1️⃣6️⃣, and a mere 2️⃣0️⃣ minutes🕤 later, the 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 in👇 question❓ was 🅰️lerted👂 to the rogue👤 employee👤. At least, I👁 hope he's🚹 rogue. How😨 did it🤔 happen🧐🧐? Well, the 🅱️K🍔🤴 employee👤 hadn't🚫 removed❌ the Exif data🤓 from the uploaded photo📷📸, which suggested👀 the culprit👤 was somewhere in👇 Mayfield Heights, Ohio🇺🇸. This was 🅰️t 1️⃣1️⃣:4️⃣7️⃣. 3️⃣ minutes later🕘 at 1️⃣1️⃣:5️⃣0️⃣, the 🅱️urger🍔 Ki🆖🤴 branch🌳 address📭🏠 was 🅿️osted with wishes🙏 of happy😄😁 unemployment😨😰. 5️⃣ minutes later🕚, the news stati🔛 was contacted🗣📞 🅱️y 🅰️nother 4️⃣channer👤🍀. And 3️⃣ minutes🕒 later, at 1️⃣1️⃣:5️⃣8️⃣, a link was 🅿️osted: 🅱️K's🍔🤴 "Tell us 🆎out us" online🌐 forum. The foot👣 🅿️hoto📷📸, otherwise known as🍑 exhibit 🅰️, was 🅰️ttached. Cleveland🇺🇸 Scene Maga🇺🇸zine contacted🗣☎️ the 🅱️K🍔🤴 in👇 question🤔❓ the next⏩ day🌞. When questioned🤔❓🧐, the breakfast🌞🍽 shift manager🧔 said "Oh, I👁 know😱 who🤔 that is. He's🚹 getti🆖 fired💥🔫🔥." Mystery🧐 solved👍, 🅱️y 4️⃣chan🍀👥. Now we👥 can🛢 all go 🔙 to2️⃣ eati🆖🍽 our fast🏃‍♂️💨 food🍔🍟🥤 in👇 🅿️eace☮️😀😃😁👍.

ok-boomer:

y/n its 2 am

we are over

slug-bug:

NO BAKU I SOWIEEE

cuddles?

ok-boomer:

the door is unlocked

slug-bug:

yaaay