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"...and now we must do THE NEWS" Jeremy exclaimed.
"Wait we can't do the news we are not... there" James argued.
"Oh...right...How about while we go there" Jeremy points at the seats, "We'll show you a picture of a hamster."
*shows a picture of Hammond*
*Audience laughter*
Clarkson, May and Hammond are already seated and they are ready to begin with the news.
"Now I want to begin with SSC," Jeremy Began, "Recently they broke Bugatti Chiron's record of 304 MPH. Their car Did an average of 316 MPH"
*The Audience exclaims in amazement*
"That is staggering" May said.
"Wait you said it did an average of 316MPH" Hammond questioned.
"Yes" Jeremy answered.
"Then what was the highest speed it achieved" Hammond questioned again.
Jeremy examined the paper with all the information about the car.
"It did 302MPH against the wind and 331MPH with the wind"
*The Audience exclaims in even more amazement*
"We talked about this car a few series ago and we didn't hear much about it's performance" Jeremy explained.
"SSC just went dark and awaited until someone declared 330MPH as the top speed of their new car" James said.
"Koenigsegg" Hammond said while clearing his throat and looking at the camera.
"But it still has a problem with its name, its called..." Jeremy said while trying to figure how to pronounce the name of the car.
"The TWATUAHURROOAAH" Jeremy mocked.
*Audience laughter*
"Soon all cars will probably be named after sounds we make while vomiting" Hammond speculated "The Pagani HUUAUAHHH" he mocked as laughter filled the audience.
"But to be honest that car does look beautiful, and we finnaly can give you some other performance figures" Jeremy said while again examining the papers, "Horsepower"
James and Richard leaned in front and focused their attention on Jeremy.
"1350" He said and soon after the audience again was filled with amazement.
"What's the engine?" Hammond questioned.
"Its... a V8 Twin-turbo, 6.9 litre, 0-60MPH in 2.5 seconds" Jeremy explained, "Anyway, congratulations to SSC, moving on!"
"Great News" James continued in exitement.
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