*Top Gear intro music*
"TONIGHT" A familliar voice said.
"I catch pneumonia"
"James makes a face"
"Richard shakes hands with a man"
"and Areg goes Beserk in a new Mercedes"
The camera zoomed out of the TV that displayed The Top Gear logo and moved to us.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now, we start Top Gear with a new Mercedes AMG, Areg has been testing it on our racetrack, lets see what he has to say about it." Clarkson said.
In a second I'm standing near all the black series Mercedes ever produced.
"I would say that I find this lineup, these cars absolutely stupid, because the only people wishing to own one of these are inevitably middle aged men holding their hands behind their backs, literraly." I explained "But the new black series... I wonder what does this feel like." I say walking to the new Mercedes-Benz GT Black Series and the camera switches into a black room with the Merc in it.
"First of all I'd say that this looks good, as good as the SLS AMG Black in fact" I admired the car.
"WOW!" I exclaimed as I entered The Chigago Corner "This is Fast!" I exit The corner "Very fast!" Unable to go through Hammerhead without spuning out I decide to do some donuts "Yeeeehaw!" I shout like a cowboy. "AMGs are all about this, they weren't intended as fast track cars, they were made to do this!" "But thankfully" I said in voiceover "this is both a car set up for smokey turns AND handling" I have a bit more fun in the corners and start getting all technical up your arson.
"But this isn't just another overglorified V8 Merc, the aerodinamics have been tested by a man with a smokey stick, the suspension is F1 coilover tech, the V8 is completely revised and makes 730hp and 530 lb-ft of torque! That's how it broke the Nurburgring Lap record for road legal cars. Its absolutely staggering!"
"And to demonstrate the sheer speed I organised a drag race between The GTR AMG and The SLS AMG BLACK"
The SLS was driven by the stig.
"Now, race mode on, race suspension on, launch control." I said revving the car to a 4,500 grand for maximum torque.
"Three, Two, One, GO!"
*Acceleration intensifies*
"AND I AM GONE THE SLS IS BEHIND" I exclaim.
"730HP punching the road!" Half way through the 1/4 mile
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" I joke while crossing the finish line.
"LOSER" I look at the SLS with L on my head!
"This car... is mind-boggling..." and with that we return to the studio with The audience applading.
I am standing near the car and the Power Lap Times board
"Right, now you told us many thing about the car but you haven't told us the price..." Clarkson said.
"The SLS black costs 200,000 pounds, right?" I asked
Clarkson: Yes.
Areg: The GTR Black costs 'clears throat' 335,000 pounds!
Clarkson: I think its worth selling your SLS and buying the the GT black.
Areg: Yes. Right, now its time to put this car at the hands of our tame racing driver!
Some say he keeps a picture of his helmet inside his helmet, and that he has a pink stripey top, just like James's!
All we know is... HES CALLED THE STIG
*Audience cheering*
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Hey guys! Yet another chapter done! I wouldn't write about the lap because I have no idea of how fast it will do a lap on the Top Gear test track but I suppose that it will be somwhere between the 600LT and the Audi R8. If you know how fast it'll do please write in the comment section.
McLAREN 600LT 1.15.1
Mercedes AMG GTR BS -.--.-
Audi R8 V10 Plus 1.15.7
I did come up with a Stig headline(what is it called I have nyooo idea)! I hope you enjoyed this story!
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