Leafpool: Hey Fire Cat, whatcha doing?
Firestar: *looking at ThunderClan* looking at ThunderClan
Leafpool: lemme give you a mouse from the fresh kill pile
Firestar: awwww isn't that nice
Leafpool: brb
*at the fresh kill pile*
Leafpool: *mutters* so let me stuff this inside, and this one...
*Two hours later*
Leafpool: Hey Fire Cat your mouse is here!
Firestar: *starving* oh finally thanks!
Leafpool: 😼go on...
Firestar: *eats the mouse* ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!*spits it out*waffle filled!
Leafpool: Want more Fire Cat? *pours 999999999999999999999999999999waffle-mice from a basket*
Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Buried by the waffle-mice* *faints*
Leafpool: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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