🥃🍷🍺Drunk texts 🍺🍷🥃pt1

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Herc: BAAABBBBYYYYYYY I wanna fucc

You: Drunk?

Herc: YuP

You: Then no

Herc: BUT WHY I WANT YOU

You: Ur drunk

Herc: Ur mean......oral???

You: Will you shut up if I let you?

Herc: Yes...

You: then fine

Herc: YAY 😏

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Peggy: Y/n? Why do people hate Barney?

You: This again.....

Peggy: I'm just saying! He's my FAVORITE BEING EVER

You: Hey! What about me?!

Peggy: After you 😒❤️

You: Yey :3

Peggy: AS I WAS SAYING-

You: Peggy nO

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Thomas: Babe~

You: Oh lord what?

T: I just want you to know that I wuvs you

Y: That's nice 🙂

T: nO NO YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME TOO AND WE DATE FOR 3 YEARS AND THEN I PROPOSE TO YOU WHILE WE ARE LOOKING AT THE STARS IN MAINE AND THEN WE GET MARRIED IN WINTER AND HAVE THE BEST HONEYMOON EVER AND HAVE 3 KIDS! TWO GIRLS AND ONE BOY!

Y: ....you already planned that out...?

T: yes

Y: Fineeeee I love you too

T: Okay! Will you marry me?

Y: WHAT?!

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King

IDK WHAT TO DO FOR HIM! He doesn't seem like one to get drunk....
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Aaron doesn't seem like a person to get drunk either
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Angie: Honey??

You: YuP?

A: I thimk that I drunk

Y: Yes I think you are too...

A: Am I purdy or what?!

Y: Yes baby you're always pretty...

A: Not as purdy as u areeee

Y: I'm picking you up...😅😂

A: Okidokie!

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Eliza: Y/N!

E: I SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE

Y: Oh sweet Jesus

E: 🎶WE GONNA LET IT BURN BURN BURN 🎶YEAHHHH

Y: NO WE ARE NOT

E: 🎶I'm watching it......B U R N 🎶

Y: THIS IS WHY I PUT A LOCK ON THE LIQUOR CABINET

E: Oh yeah.....I ate dat

Y: I'm calling the police you chaotic sweetheart

E: Bet

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I'll be doing another part but I didn't wanna leave u guys hangin'

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