Emperor: Edging you want some? *hands him an empty soda can*
Edging: this bitch empty. YEET *throws can across the square*
Emperor: *trying to contain laughter*
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Mask: This coffees bitter. Like my soul.
Mask: I need something black. Like my soul.
Mask: fuck its cold. Like my soul.
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Aloha: Hey bro can I get a sip of that water?
Mask: Its not water
Aloha: Vodka I like you style
Mask: Its vinegar
Aloha: wha-
Mask: Its vinegar pu-
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Army: Put that candy back I'm not buying you all that mess.
Skull: *throws candy at Army*
Army: TRY ME BITCH
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Half-rim: How much did you pay for that taco
Gloves: Ayo this bois got his free taco *trips and falls ruining the taco*
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I need more ideas.....
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