A/N: AYYYY I'M ALIVE
Natasha: (Pained smile as Sam and her made a bet that she wouldn't be the moderator. She got 100 dollars) Good afternoon from Avengers Tower I'm Natasha Romanoff—the moderator for this debate. Now, I know what you're thinking since when have the Avengers ever been good at debating? Well we're pretty good at arguing so we should be good at this. Also Bucky got inspired by watching the first Presidential Debate, so here we are. The topics today are based on either questions we get or what Bucky puts in, so here we go.
(Camera pans to Bucky furiously eating a bowl of plums covered in fake grass and some possibly real soil, which he thinks is fake)
Bucky: What? I'm an Earthy person. I like the Earth
Sam: Even when you put that helicopter into that river?
Bucky: No comment.
Steve: Bruh that Zebra guy brainwashed him. You really think he remembered that stuff before I told him?
Peter: Since when do you say "Bruh?"
Steve: Since you and Shuri made me watch the same vines for 6 hours
(Camera pans to Tony, who is wearing a suit and sunglasses so expensive that you're wallet is crying in 9823698123812 different langages)
Tony: How did you not know what vines were before
Shuri: Um chile anyways what are the topics?
Natasha: Oh yeah, so you're all gonna debate, and different people are debating each round, so first up, we have Steve and Tony.
(Steve and Tony move to their respective stands)
Natasha: Oh god um, first topic: Is Bucky actually responsible for the murder of Howard and Maria Stark
Sam: Oh shit
Bucky: (now sipping piping hot tea) This better be good
Natasha: Tony starts, and then we'll go on from there
Tony: Ok well fist off (whips off his sunglasses)—
Peter: (Eating popcorn) Shit's about to get real
Tony: I don't care what you say, but that was Barnes. He killed my parents. Period
Steve: Well he was brainwashed by HYDRA. He doesn't even remember!
Tony: But it's still him. It's not a clone. He literally did it
Steve: The Winter Soldier did it, and the Winter Soldier is his alter ego, but Bucky is a smol bean. He wouldn't kill anyone
Tony: But he fought in the war, right? The 107th?
Steve: Well Nazis and your parents are completely different. Bucky isn't responsible. The Winter Soldier is
Tony: Exactly and where is the Winter Soldier? He didn't just perish or become a bunch of ashes. He's literally right there; doing god knows what. All you have to do is say the goddamn words and he'll choke us
(Camera pans to Bucky)
Bucky: He's not wrong. There's no cap to that (Puts on the CAP cap🧢™)
Steve: (scoffs) Bitch I'm trying to defend you, and now your pleading guilty
Bucky: I am (shoves a PBJ sandwich into his mouth)
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Barely Keeping up with the Avengers
FanfictionA reality show starring yours truly (the Avengers). Is there really anything else that needs to be said? Inspired by skybluethoughts's (dram)avengers
