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Uncle E
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"Riddle me this what's long when its young but short when it's old?"
"A candle.Alright what's a fashion desaster?"
"Jokers suit?"
"Well yes but his is better then yours.Serouisly purple with neon green are you trying to kill people with your taste in fashion?"
"Well no I'm just killing people."
"Well they die before you even kill them.You have absolutely no fashion sence.Like come on you can see the Hawaiian shirt under your suit.The red and yellow just adds to that disaster you call a suit."
"It's not that bad."
"It looks like you gave your suit to a kindergarden class and now you're wearing the project!So don't tell me it's not that bad.Even Batman's suit is better than yours."
"The bat ha are you joking?"
"Nope now go back to Arkaham and I'll bring you a more fashionable suit then that abomination of fashion you're currently in."
"Alright after one more riddle Whats more valuable than gold but doesn't cost a penny.Thats hard to find but easy to lose."
"Well it's either friendship or love."
"Both are correct so I'll go back."
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Marinette's calls
HumorThis is basically how Marinette would call people like Joker.
