One night when Jade was online looking at memes, she found a good one (in her opinion) & decided to post it on Facebook. When she logged on she saw that her total of 3 friends were online (her parents & some stalker guy she met on chat roulette).
Whilst she was online, re noticed another lonely lonersome bitch who had less friends than her (two & a cat-Sir Fluffykins), & decide to send her a message - on every social network available to mankind.
After sending a message to this Emily chick on facebook, twitter, tumblr, Instagram (yes it was public), Snap Chat, iMessage, SMS. eHarmony & some other shitty sites like MySpace & some thing they call MSN & Yahoo Chat, Jade patiently awaited a reply.
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Jade & Emily
FanfictionThis non-fiction narrative details the lives of two lazy motherfu*****s who need to et a life & get off the Internet & find a man other than Wolverine. The End.
