Hermitcraft Oneshots: Season Seven

Turned Tables-Evil Xisuma x NPC Grian

3rd POV

Evil X was still in the void, still suffering.  He was filled with rage and hate for all of the Hermits, even the new ones like Grain, er, Grian.  

"Xanthus"

Evil X spun around, seeing none other than his twin brother, Xisuma.  

EX growled at the sight of the admin, the admin who had him banned and the reason EX was so angry and mad all the time.

"Listen, Xanthus.  I came to make a deal."  

"Why would I want to make a deal with you? You banned me from the server! What more could you possibly want?" 

Xisuma let out a sigh, "We ran into a counterpart of Grian, NPG, or, NPC Grian.  If you can take him out, then I will give you a second chance and let you rejoin Hermitcraft."  

EX pondered on this for awhile, it was his only chance, "Fine, but I want to be whitelisted the moment NPG, or some shit, is gone." 

Xisuma nodded, "Deal" 

-Time Skip-

EX was now wandering through the shopping district, looking for the glitched player.  As he was wondering around, he couldn't help put notice the weird assortment of llamas, wolves, sheep, and cows all over the place. Not to mention the weird purple stuff mixed in with some green stuff.  There wasn't a sign of NPG anywhere. 

EX was now wandering in a forest, far away from the rest of the Hermits.  EX was looking everywhere in the forest, everywhere but the floor. EX fell into a ravine, hitting a ledge, before spiraling towards the ravine floor that happened to be lava.  EX's leg felt like it was on fire, it felt numb.  EX then had a stroke of luck, landing on small ledge right above the lava.  EX was conciseness for about 5 seconds afterward, before he was knocked out on the ledge, only to be noticed by a certain glitch.  

There was something boiling, that something wasn't EX.  That was a good sign.  EX was no longer on the ledge of that ravine, but on a couch in a rustic house.  There was a faint smell of food originated from somewhere within the house.  EX attempted to get up, but fell back onto the couch seeing as his leg was out of commission.  Just as EX was fumbling around, trying to get back up, NPG walked into the living room with a tray of lunch in his hands.  

"Oh! You're up darling!" 

"Yes, I'm up? You're NPG right well...wait...what did you call me?" 

NPG blinked a couple of times, "I called you 'darling', why?"  

EX  could feel his face heating up, thankfully you couldn't see this with the helmet on, "D-Don't call me that."  

NPG frowned, "How about honey?"

"No." 

"Baby?"

"Even bigger no."

"Cupcake?"

"Try Again." 

"Pumpkin?"

"Please stop." 

"Boo Boo Bear?"

"That's even worse." 

NPG pouted, "Fine then, what should I call you?"

"Xanthus, people also call EX though." 

"Nice to meet you Xany" 

EX rolled his eyes, "Stop with the nicknames."  

NPG's face went from playful to stern as he looked down on EX, "I'm taking care of you, I can call you whatever I want." 

NPG brought a smile back to his face as he sent down the tray for EX, "Here's some lunch by the way.  Eat well honey!" 

EX was a blushing mess under his helmet.  He just knew that this wasn't going to end well for him.