Brittany pov:
"Hello my fellow Americans and welcome back to another crazy video were we piss off santana" I said.
"Today we have quinny the pooh with us too because were gonna be doing the lyric prank on sanny again, and if yall remember a couple of months ago we did this on her and it went all wrong" i say and quinn shakes her head while glaring at me.
"Yeah it went all wrong because i, i almost died that day and now that you knocked her up who knows how she gon act now, i swear britt if she puts one finger on me I will never and i mean never do another video with you, i have life to live" quinn tells me but I ignore her.
"Santana is at work now and at this time she should be on her break which means show tiiime" I said as I go into quinn purse and throw her phone towards her.
"What am i supposed to d- never mind" quinn says when she sees my frown.
Quinn😊: whats up san!
Satan👿: don't text me a less you need some birth control
Quinn😊: there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house
Satan👿: I'm eating, don't start texting me this crap again fabray
Quinn😊: i said certified freak, seven days a week, wet ass pussy make that pull out game weak
Satan👿: ..........
Quinn😊: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you fucking with some wet ass pussy, bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy, give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Satan👿: do i have to beat your ass again fabgay, text this shit to puck
Quinn😊: beat it up *beep* catch a charge, extra large and extra hard, put this pussy right in your face, swipe your nose like a credit card
Satan👿: smelt it, tasted it, really wasn't satisfied with it✌
Quinn😊: Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring
Satan👿: Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me- you think i dont know this song, stop texting me fabray
Quinn😊: ......
Satan👿: my boss let me leave early, im on my way home and be ready
"Oh hell no I'm going home" quinn says getting up and grabbing her things. "Quinn you know santana is all talk no bark, just calm down" i tell her but she shakes her head.
"Im not gonna calm down, her job is LITERALLY around the corner britt-"quinn said but stops when she hears the door slam open, my heart starts pounding.
"What are you doing?" I whispered yell to quinn when I see her crawling under the bed.
"Britt?!!!" I hear santana yell and i gulp when she stomps up there stairs and barge in the room. "Hey baby" I smile trying to distract her but she frowns at me and looks down.
"I see your fat ass!" Santana yelled again and she grabs onto quinn feet making her scream.
"Santana stooop, brit im gonna kill you!!" Quinn screams as santana drags her out the room and down the stairs making loud banging. "I'm sorry" I say quietly as i grab the camera.
"Ok while santana is handling quinn, im gonna end it here, dont forget to like comment and sub-" i begin to say but I get cut off.
"Brittany come get this crazy bitch off me!!!!"
The end
Anything yall think I should do with this book?
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A BRITTANA LIFE OF PRANKS ✔(DISCONTINUED)
HumorCrazy, funny and awkward pranks happens when santana and Brittany have their own YouTube channel, they get married and have kids along the way of their weird journey.
