I wanna be a man prank👨🙀🙅

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Im horny🤤 and bored but more bored then horny so I decided to do this stupid ass prank😛

Plz exuse the typos😳

Brittany pov:

"Hiiii my fellow americans and welcome back to another video, for some of y'all who don't know, i started fondue for two again and its been so long since I've done it but now that im back doing them y'all don't have to be sad pandas no more" i say while setting the camera down on the sink counter.

"Okay guys so I was thinking for a while and I thought of the best prank to do to santana and it is the i wanna be a man prank" I say. "I was at my parents house last night and I had took some of my dad's hoodies and pants since I don't have any" i said and i show the camera the outfit that i will be putting on.

"Sanny has been downstairs trying to clip her toenails for the past half hour, i told her to do them because they scratched my ass last night wile i was eating her *beep* but anyways I'm gonna go change into the outfit and i I'll be back with y'all in the minute".

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"Okay how do I look?" I ask the camera when I turned it on, i had put on a red hoodie with dark blue saggy jeans on.

"I look fly dont i" I say wile posing in front of the mirror. "Also guys me and santana are having a date night tomarrow and i have an announcement im going to tell yall before, so stay tuned because i will be deleting the video afterwards"I said as I put my hoodie over my head.

"Santana!!!!" I yell out as i walk out of our bathroom and into the room laying on the bed like this.

"What!!" She yells from downstairs but I don't answer, i hear her stomp up the stairs then stop in the doorway with an confused face

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"What!!" She yells from downstairs but I don't answer, i hear her stomp up the stairs then stop in the doorway with an confused face.

"What the-why am I weirdly turned on right now?" She ask scrunching up her face then she laughs. "Britt what are you wearing?" She ask coming closer to the bed.

"The names brett sweetheart" I say with a grin and santana rubs her face and sigh.

"The things you do" santana says under her breath. "Why britt just why?" She ask again and i stand up from the bed walking closer towards her but she stops me.

"Please don't come any closer you smell like an old person" she said covering her nose.

"Well I've been thinking long and hard for awhile that i wanna be a man" i say and she frowns. "I also want to have surgery and get a penise" I added and santana frowns even more.

"Wheres the camera britt? I'm serious" she say as she starts walking around the room for the camera.

"Babe whats wrong i thought it would be awesome if I get a penise" I say sitting at the end of the bed. Just then santana bust out laughing.

"Britt i know you fucking lying" she say becoming serious again.

I shake my head and i get up and go in our drawer and take out a fake paper that says my surgery has been accepted, luckily my mom is sugeron.

I hand the paper to santana and she reads over it. Santana scoffs and rips the paper.

"Do dick no fucking dick" she says while ripping the paper in pieces. "Santana!!!" I yell out and she starts stomping on it.

"No santana me!, do you think this is a joke huh?, there is no way in hell you doing this shit" she say angrily.

"That's no fair san, you got surgery on your boobs" i say pouting.

"I was freaking flat chested britt, i literally just only had big brown nipples" San say folding her arms.

"But I loved your big brown nipples, they reminded me of hershey chocolate kisses" I say in a daze.

"Your not getting surgery and your not being no man and thats final" San say ignoring my comment. "Your mean" i say pouting again and santana rolls her eyes.

"And if you get that surgery i will cut you dick and balls understand because nothing will replace that beautiful vagina of yours" she say pointing at me and i laugh.

"What is so funny Britt im serious" she said and i get up and grab the camera facing it at Britt. "Of course" she says under her breath and walks back out the room.

"I love you sanny!" I yell out the room. "Mmmmhmm!!" She yells back and I giggle.

"Well I hope y'all enjoyed this prank, like comment and subscribe and we'll be back with more videos".

The end

Hopefully i done great with this shiat, also i wonder what announcement brittany has to say😏😏😇

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