⌜𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐡 (𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬)⌟
⇾𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝: piratetelly⇽
𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬: Yachi & Akaashi
⇢their singing was top tier👌
⇢Yachi was rlly nervous so Kashi covered up for her
⇢the other parents were quite jealous
⇢you gave them bitchy looks
⇢one lady: *whispering*Stop looking at me
Y/N:*whispering* Fight me hoe *raises fists*
that lady: *jumpes at you*
Y: what are they-
A: just keep singing...
⇢
you recorded their singing and showed it off
⇢alltogether they were perfect little angels
𝐓𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬: Atsumu & Kuroo
⇢Tetsu tried to be a good child while Tsumu was messing around
⇢Tsumu pushed him down the bench while singing so he made a weird noise
⇢then Tetsu grabbed his hand and pulled him down too
⇢you had to get them away from eachother and went somewhere else
⇢at the end Tsumu decided to be all wholesome like:
"Tetsu-chan, you're now my brother"
⇢you both almost cried it was too cute
𝐆𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢: Kenma & Osamu
⇢Kenma suddenly owned like 12 3ds and played on them while Samu watched him
⇢They were quiet so you let them
⇢Samu somehow got onigiri and ate them so you had to make sure no one saw it
⇢Samu looked so impressed by Kenmas gaming skills so you couldn't bring yourself to say anything
⇢At the end Samu was like: Can Ken become my brother?
⇢You rlly had to hold your happy tears back
𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫: Matsukawa & Kageyama
⇢Kags mixed up some words while praying
⇢Mattsun made fun of him
⇢he tried his best tho 😔
⇢Kags kept trying to be better than Mattsun while he only smirked at him and continued doing whatever he was doing
⇢luckily they didn't fight, but Mattsun poked Kags cheeks when he pouted which almost caused him to scream
⇢you shut his mouth with your hand
⇢he accidentally bit you
⇢you almost screamed
𝐋𝐞𝐨: Suna & Kanoka
⇢Rin snuck sweets in and offered some to Kanoka
⇢Since she's such an angel🥺 she covered him up everytime you looked at them
⇢You figured out after some time when he had chocolate on his face and fell asleep
⇢Kanoka was still trying to convince you he totally didn't sugercrush, but it was no use
⇢she even gave other kids some things leading their parents to glare at you
𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐨: Lev & Hinata
⇢they were SCREAMING instead of singing
⇢you had to take them outside
⇢Y/N: alright, stop screaming
L: the song is boring tho
Y/N: I know but-
H: I wanna go to the park
Y/N: you can't just-
L: good idea let's go
Y/N: 👁👄👁💢
⇢ended up going to the park
𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚: Goshiki & Kuguri
⇢Goshiki couldn't sit still
⇢Kuguri couldn't sit at all cuz he fell asleep
⇢someone almost sat down on him
⇢your phone kept buzzing with texts from Daishou asking if Kuguri was okay
⇢he was sleeping on your lap and the buzzing woke him up
⇢Goshiki threw it into the holy water
𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨: Tendou & Suga
⇢T: I'm Ethan and I'm 14 slaying all these women with my massive peen
⇢S: Hey-o I'm Tommy and I'm 19 I like to lift weights and wear sunscreen
⇢they just started going wild
⇢you obviously had to do something
⇢Y/N: *sigh*...swarasanai kimi wa shoujo na no? oku wa yarichin bicci no osu da yo~
⇢you got thrown out
𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬: Kita & Oikawa
⇢Kita was obviously the perfect angel
⇢you didn't have to force Oikawa to shut up because Kita did it for you
⇢then Oikawa started to compare Kita to an actual angel
⇢he was like "where are your wings? do you hide them?", "did you leave your halo at home?"
⇢then he started calling him "angelic shinsu"
⇢you wanted to stop him but then thought about buying Kita fake angel wings
𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧: Kunimi & Shirabu
⇢yall were gossiping and shit talking about the others in church
⇢"I heard Margaret and the priest are together. She always gets 2 instead of 1 piece of that bread thing"
"But the gaun her child wears tho..."
"Glad Y/N-chan has more taste
"Obviously I have"
⇢sat in the back row so no one heard you
𝐀𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬: Konoha & Terushima
⇢Konoha had to keep Teru in place
⇢accidentally on purpose kicked him
⇢he was too hyper someone HAD to do it
⇢you pretend you didn't see it
⇢Teru started to do the same and you had to hold Aki back from punching him in the face
⇢the other people frequently looked at you like: 😐😒
⇢ended up sneaking out of church
𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐬: Iwaizumi & Yamamoto
⇢Yamamoto was feeling sassy
⇢he went in the confessional box with Iwaizumi
⇢Priest: What do do you want to get off your chest?
Y: Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
I: 👀
P: 👁👁
⇢You had to get him out of there
⇢you scolded him in front of the priest
⇢when you walked away you whispert "that was pretty funny tho" to them and Iwaizumi confessed that he recorded it
