⌜𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬 + 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬⌟
⇾𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝: piratetelly⇽
𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬: Terushima Yuuji
-"i'm ethan and i'm 14"
𝐓𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬: Akaashi Keiji
-"L/N-san, it's the fith time you crawled on the fridge screaming "this house is a fucking nightmare". WE LIVE IN AN APARTMENT."
𝐆𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢: Bokuto Koutaro
-"Akaashi is trying to get Taurus off the fridge sent help"
𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫: Kuroo Tetsurou
-"if you don't pay me back for pretending my test was yours i'll tell everyone that you stole Kenmas game"
𝐋𝐞𝐨: Haiba Lev
-"i need one of your excuses for not practicing with Yaku-san"
𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐨: Miya Atsumu
-"ya like jazz🥴"
𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚: Tsukishima Kei
-"stop trying to become taller it's no use"
𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨: Ushijima Wakatoshi
-"please go back to aoba johsai"
𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬: Oikawa Tooru
-"WHO'S THE TWINK HERE???"
𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧: Iwaizumi Hajime
-"i'd like to spit on your face, but i feel like you'd like that"
𝐀𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬: Kita Shinsuke
-"stop calling me mom i'm clearly daddy"
𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐬: Azumane Asahi
-"why do you keep singing 'sawarasenai kimi wa shoujo na no? oku wa yarichin bicci no osu da yo'?"
