⌜𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 (𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧)⌟
𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬: Kunimi "I'll cut your flute off!" Akira
𝐓𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬: Shirabu "IT'S SINCE NOT SEINCE GODDAMNIT" Kenjirou
𝐆𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢: Haiba "on the 7th. No the 12th. Idc. Then the 7th. ugh." Lev
𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫: Tsukishima "YOU FILTHY SOW" Kei
𝐋𝐞𝐨: Oikawa "I hate myself, but I'm pretty fucking great so it's okay" Tooru
𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐨: Terushima "Your virginity belongs to me." Yuuji
𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚: Matsukawa "no not almighty...OUR LEADER-" Issei
𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨: Sakusa "OLIVER YOU'RE DISGUSTING!" Kiyoomi
𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬: Kuroo "He walks like a duck" Tetsurou
𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧: Suna "Maybe it was too small for him to grab" Rintarou
𝐀𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬: Tanaka "yeah I really am- OMG SHUT UP FOR ONE DAMN SECOND IN YOUR LIFE -kind" Saeko
𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐬: Nishinoya "*silence* now I got a boner" Yuu
