Q. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A. He stole the show!
Q. Why was the dog sweating so much?
A. He was a hotdog!
Q. What kind of dog likes baths?
A. A Shampoodle
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog!
Q. What did one flea say to the other?
A. Should we walk or take a dog?
Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A. Cockerpoodledoo!
Q. Why do dogs run in circles?
A. Because it's hard to run in squares!
Q. What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
A. Dingo Starr!
Q. What do you call a great dog detective?
A. Sherlock Bones!
Q. Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet!
