Knock knock
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go 'moo' not who!
Knock knock
Who's there?
A titch!
A titch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
