Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.Q. When do vampires like horse racing?
A. When it's neck and neck.Q.What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A.One goes quick and the other goes quack!Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A. A little hoarse.Q. What's a horse's favorite sport?
A. Stable tennis.Q. What do you give a sick horse?
A: Cough stirrup.Q. Why do cowboys ride horses?
A. Because they're too heavy to carry!Q. What did the horse say when it fell?
A. "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"Q. What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A. A neigh-bour.Q. Where do horses go when they're sick?
A. The horsepital.Q. Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A. Because it had bad stable manners.