Max is an Absolute Failure, What Else is New?

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When you wake up and see his shining hair and think wow, my life is completely screwed because of this guy. I mean let's say that Max is the protagonist instead of the obvious choice called me. Why did he not somehow survive the psychotic serial killer and revive me?! Why can't he do anything right?
This piece of trash did not even wake up yet and I am the one who died first!
You must be thinking, how does she know she's dead? I am in a goddamn maid outfit and have scars all over my hands! That's how I fucking know. My original hands were maintained to the t so that every single one of these low levels could kiss the ring and sigh at the single moment they were allowed to touch my hand.
Should I leave Max? Or should I just undress him?
Before you get any weird thoughts, Max is dressed in a luxurious outfit that even makes me jealous. Wearing golden threaded clothes that glisten even though he is covered in dirt and some nice rings that might be my size. If I sell it, I am sure that I can make good money off of it.
I wave my hand in front of his face, make a few funny faces at hit, consider kicking him, and then make my move. First starting off with the rings, then the shirt...
Funny, my neck feels kinda cold. Maybe the spear snuggling up to it is the reason why, maybe.

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