Mycroft Holmes Kisses People? (Mystrade)

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This is based off of a picture I found. Enjoy the read. Hope it makes you all bloody inspired.

~Fallen_Angel_Castiel

        John's eyes widened in shock. "Excuse me?"

        Greg Lestrade nodded fervently, glancing around a bit before leaning in and whispering a reply. "Yeah, I know. I wasn't expecting it either."

        John sighed quietly, rubbing his face. "I...I'm sorry, I don't think-" Lestrade cut him off abruptly, frowning.

        "You heard me correctly," he stated firmly. John sighed again, raising an eyebrow. Now he seemed more amused than stressed.

        "He kissed you?" John scoffed in disbelief. There was no way. Lestrade only nodded, leaning back in his chair with a slightly pleased look.

        "Yes," he answered simply. John stifled a snort, a smile growing on his face. He still thought Greg was full of shit. There was just no way.

        "Mycroft Holmes kisses people?" he chortled. The thought was so ridiculous, even if Greg was telling the truth. Lestrade scowled at John lightly before giving him a thoughtful look. He shrugged.

        "I dunno. I mean, he's surprisingly good at it." John actually fell off his chair from laughing so hard and soon enough Lestrade was laughing just as hard, the pair of them giggling like psychopaths. Then Sherlock came rushing in, an alarmed look on his face.

        "What happened? Graham, explain," Sherlock demanded.

        "You...Your brother..." John was unable to get the words out, giggling too hard. "He...according to Lestrade, he is surprisingly good...at kissing." Sherlock turned to Lestrade with a look of disbelief.

        "Mycroft Holmes kisses people?"

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