The shameless King(dropped)

The quest for Illusion Magic part 5

Hmmmmm...shit the fuck do I write, I mean I can do this or that but it doesn't have what I'm looking for...hmmm should I drop this story or put it in hiatus decisions decisions...Ahh....why the hell didn't I think of that....

Authors Notes:
So yea sorry about that I'm just really bored out of my mind that I'm now writing my thoughts on here...yay?
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"I have seen many things, the age of giant dads where casuals got slain, the age of laughing at people who couldn't kill Artorias or Manas, the age when the lightning bow was broken, the age when meat builds where all about backstabbing, the perpetual age of ganks and host who point downwards thinking their hot shit, but not even saving and redoing all the soulsborne series back to back on new game plus ten...DLC included would've prepared me for this this this" taking a deep breath before opening my eyes that contain every ounce of my frustration "sheer fucking lunacy!!!".

Roaring out my rage only to calm down and grope a random average maid breast, which can be considered her only good thing.

"Mhmm"

Hmm, a yes hello there sorry for not talking it's just that Merlin send me on a wild fucking goose chase since there was no kingdom destroying artifact, only a fucking golden dragon, and let it be known that I Artoria Pendragon won't deny some free gold that's given to me by 'family'.

"Ah...mhmm"

You know after cooling down I do have to say that I'm wholly disappointed in this castle, I mean sure some stuff hit and maybe surpassed my expectations, *ahem* elite knights *ahem* but besides seeing two people debate their kingdoms and the ensuing battle with the barbarians that's yet to come I really haven't found anything...interesting I mean sure this is my first time exploring without actually feeling lazy to which I can only think it's because I found sneaking into a castle interesting and fun.

"Ahh-mhmm!"

But I digress considering I was expecting some hidden mystical bullshit or hidden secrets that must never be know by anybody else, you know your typical fantasy thoughts.

"Ahhh!!....mhmm"

Ah sorry about that it's just that a certain maid loves to have my attention like a dog, hmm actually I can clearly picture her having dog ears with a wagging tail behind her 'maybe I should ask Morgan or Merlin to help me with the project that Elon Musk may or or may not have completed'.

"Can I call you a dog?" I bluntly ask as I lick and savor the taste of her vagina, much to her delight.

"Of course your highness-mhmmm ahhh!!!" Ah the sweet sound of making a women cum with my own hands is truly an addicting feeling, bringing my wet fingers in front of her she automatically smiles and takes out her tongue before throughly licking it, truly I have the best dog who follows my order without me telling her.

Merlin P.O.V

"On a scale from 1/10 how livid do you think she'll be?" A handsome man ask the ethereal beauty of the lake with a playful smirk.

"From what I can gather from Morgan, the future King will try her best to kill you in the most painful way possible" the beauty replies with a tone of voice that can be considered a melody to lull one to sleep. "But does it matter since you can see all that's in the present?".

"Ehehe, funny thing really just like there's something stopping me from observing you, there's also something stopping me from observing her...well in Arty case it's her existence that I can't watch" with a carefree tone that contains excitement at the prospect of seeing his kings journey, after all having the ability to see all that's in the present can be very boring unless the future of such person or being is muddled that even the world can't predict where they'll go.