The Idiots Of UA (BNHA Chatfic)

fuckin Y E E T + 4th wall shattered

IcyHot: im going to yeet a fucking pomerarian into the arctic.

Aizawa: what did bakugou do now?

IcyHot: i meant an actual Pomeranian dog

Aizawa: i want in

IcyHot: I-

Aizawa: all hail cats

FuckSleep: all hail cats

IcyHot: welcome to the dog yeet club

Denki: if midoriya were to eat a cinnamon roll, would it be cannibalism?

IcyHot: not anymore lol, thank me later

Asui: Ochako wants you dead now, good job Todoroki

Mina: TODOROKI, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

IcyHot: i took his innocence in bed :)

Aizawa: @Iida @Momo you had one job, don't let Todoroki fuck Midoriya in bed

Koda: please let me make bees sting them

PixelizedReader: reminds me of class 1-arson

(Its a good chatfic, do read it)

Aizawa: what do you mean by class 1-arson?

PixelizedReader: its an alternate universe where you and the other pro heroes were in school. endeavor would set the dorms on fire on a constant basis, and later a forest (that one caused extinction of a rare bird species)

PixelizedReader: needless to say, torino whooped your asses more times than I care to count

PixelizedReader: regarding the bees, there was an entire fucking swarm and they stung yamada, then you started shanking them over hurting your boyfriend

Aizawa: sounds like something I'd do

PixelizedReader: that reminds me, Inko, Mitsuki and Rei were there too.

Inko: Eh?

Inko added Mitsuki to the chat

Mitsuki left the chat

Inko: Oh well, it was worth trying.

PixelizedReader: yamada shot himself with a paintball gun then you proceeded to commit genocide in a paintball match, the entire school was covered in paint thanks to you

Present Mic: Why couldnt I get THAT side of Shota?