The Idiots Of UA (BNHA Chatfic)

ToshiInko and EraserMic

Uraraka: @ProblemChild DEKU GET OVER HERE

Aizawa has changed ProblemChild's name to Izuku

Izuku: what's wrong?

Uraraka: I SAW MISS INKO BLOWING AN AIR KISS TOWARDS ALL MIGHT

IcyHot: DID SOMEONE SAY ALL MIGHT AND INKO?!

Bakugou: oh what the FUCK

Mina: HOLY SHIT

Sero: BRUH

Kaminari: I-

Iida: That was inappropiate of you to share, Uraraka!

Uraraka: stop being such a mood killer

IcyHot: shes right, why don't you lower yourself to us every once in a while?

Iida: i feel attacked

Izuku: you should be, why didn't I know of this?

IcyHot: @PrimeMight ARE YOU BONING IZUKU'S MOM?!

AllForOne: Wait, what?

Mina: hold on isn't this guy in tartarus? how is he talking to us

AllForOne: Tarturus staff gave me a device meant specifically for group chatting so I can at least occupy myself.

Mina: oh

PrimeMight: I- WHO TOLD YOU THAT

IcyHot: so it was a yes.

Izuku: I see All Might as a father so I approve, but if you hurt Mom in any way I will not hesitate to punch your dick to the point of irreparable damage

Bakugou: should I be proud or scared

IcyHot: try both

Sero: DAMNNN MIDORIYA

Izuku: @Inko

Izuku: are you dating All Might?

Inko: ....yes

Izuku: dont be sad I'm not angry, I'm actually happy

IcyHot: i know this isn't a good time but when all might and all for one fought as we saw, they were both crippled and far from full power right?

AllForOne: Yes, why do you ask?

IcyHot: they destroyed part of kamino even though they were crippled... how destructive was the fight while they were both at full power?

Izuku: rumors say an entire city was annihilated, but with cementos its easy to cover up the destruction

PrimeMight: back to me and Inko, yes we are dating and we already have plans for marriage

PrimeMight: she also has a daddy ki9@odjwojeia@928292736AKSHWIAB

Bakugou: daddy kink huh?

Inko: im sorry did you say something?

Bakugou: No, ma'am.

Mina: simp

Bakugou: FUCK YOU RACOON EYES

Izuku: but, w h y?

Izuku: not that I can complain, I beg for more during se SOAOJASIOWNkK9@92294774!"!"$+9@019# kxoapsnepqnsowbcoejpqdujzkgikwc ieL ckwsbilamKapwmPalqPpqkapq

Sero: OOP

Denki: OH MY, OH MY

Momo: LMFAO

Iida: Midoriya, why must you do this?

Mina: Ara ara~

Satou: OH MY G O D

Mineta: DID YOU PULL OUT?!

Uraraka: DEKU W H Y ?

Jirou: IM W H E E Z I N G

Momo: can confirm

IcyHot: NONE OF YOU HEARD A THING

Mina: so you already did the naughty with Izuku?

IcyHot: .... i took pictures from my phone that was set to take a picture every 5 seconds

Mina: why though

IcyHot: to piss off my old man

Endeavor: SHOTO HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

IcyHot: IZZUUUUUU BABBBEEEE

Izuku has kicked Endeavor

Izuku has blacklisted Endeavor

Izuku has blocked Endeavor

Aizawa: you problem children have a test tomorrow, quirk improvement analysis

Mina and PresentMic DMs

PresentMic: so, you have a test tomorrow.

Mina: are you and aizawa sensei scheduled to do the naughty stuff today?

PresentMic: you know it girl

Mina: be sure to pound him so hard he cant walk

PresentMic: OHHHH FUCK YEAAAAHHH

Time skip

PresentMic: I FAILED, THE BEST I CAN DO IS ACHE HIS BODY REALLY BAD

Mina: SHIT

1-A Chat

Aizawa: whi lt hizashi go hatd on mw

Mina: sounds like some good shit happened

Staff Chat

PrimeMight: has anyone noticed how aizawa looks like he has a full body cramp?

Nezu: i heard noises coming from his dorm so I can only assume he and hizashi fucked