Hey you guys, so I suck at updating:(( I am sorry, but I thought I would do a special little Halloween thing for you guys and give you some messages from our favorites boys for HALLOWEEN!!! I was Nikki, obviously. Anyway, let's go
Me: OMG I DRESSED UP AS ACE WHEN I WAS FOUR. I NEED MY UGLY PICTURE TO BE NOTICED BY THEM. HEY MOM DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF MY ACE COSTUME.
Mom: why?
Me: I NEED KISS TO FUCKING NOTICE ME.
Mom: I DRESSED UP AS PAUL THAT YEAR, LET'S FIND ACE'S AND PAUL'S ADDRESS AND MAIL THEM TO HIM AND THEN HE WILL NOTICE US.
Me: OH MY GOSH! BRIAN CELEBRATES HALLOWEEN EVE. I NEED TO SEND HIM CANDY. MOM GIVE ME 39 DOLLARS TO GO BUY BRIAN HAROLD MAY SOME FUCKING CANDY.
Mom: why?
Me: BECAUSE HE CELEBRATES HALLOWEEN EVE.
Mom: HERE'S 39 DOLLARS, GO GET BABY SOME CANDY.
Me: HEY MOM CAN I HAVE A HALLOWEEN PRESENT?
Mom: why?
Me: BECAUSE MICK MARS HAS AN 8 x 10 AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE ON CLEARANCE.
Mom: OH YES, AND WE CAN HANG IT UP ON THE KITCHEN WALL.
Me: OH MY GOSH METALLICA ARE THE MOST TALENTED BAND IN THE WORLD
Mom: why?
Me: THEY USED PUMPKIN EMOJIS
Mom: OH MY LORD, YOU ARE RIGHT THIS IS A MIRACLE. GOD BLESS THOSE BABIES.
Me: HEY MOM, WE HAVE TO CANCEL ALL HALLOWEEN PLANS
Mom: why?
Me: I AM GOING TO SHUDDERFEST WITH KRIK FROM ACILLATEM
Mom: Oh, can I come, too?
Me: MOM I AM BEING ACE'S WIFE, JEANETTE TRERETOLA!
Mom: why?
Me: *shows mom the picture*
Mom: CAN WE TWIN?
Me: MOM, COME LOOK AT TOM KEIFER.
Mom: why?
Me: BECAUSE HE SEXY.
Mom: DID HE WISH US A HAPPY HALLOWEEN?
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Rock n' Roll Games
FanfictionWe'll be playing smash or pass, would you rather, and other games all in honor of the love of rock n' roll, so play along with me:) I want to hear your opinions, so comment what you think!