HALLOWEEN BITCHES

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Hey you guys, so I suck at updating:(( I am sorry, but I thought I would do a special little Halloween thing for you guys and give you some messages from our favorites boys for HALLOWEEN!!! I was Nikki, obviously. Anyway, let's go

                                   Me: OMG I DRESSED UP AS ACE WHEN I WAS FOUR

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                                   Me: OMG I DRESSED UP AS ACE WHEN I WAS FOUR. I NEED MY UGLY PICTURE TO BE NOTICED BY THEM. HEY MOM DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF MY ACE COSTUME. 

Mom: why?

Me: I NEED KISS TO FUCKING NOTICE ME.

Mom: I DRESSED UP AS PAUL THAT YEAR, LET'S FIND ACE'S AND PAUL'S ADDRESS AND MAIL THEM TO HIM AND THEN HE WILL NOTICE US.

Mom: I DRESSED UP AS PAUL THAT YEAR, LET'S FIND ACE'S AND PAUL'S ADDRESS AND MAIL THEM TO HIM AND THEN HE WILL NOTICE US

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Me: OH MY GOSH! BRIAN CELEBRATES HALLOWEEN EVE. I NEED TO SEND HIM CANDY. MOM GIVE ME 39 DOLLARS TO GO BUY BRIAN HAROLD MAY SOME FUCKING CANDY.

Mom: why?

Me: BECAUSE HE CELEBRATES HALLOWEEN EVE.

Mom: HERE'S 39 DOLLARS, GO GET BABY SOME CANDY.

Mom: HERE'S 39 DOLLARS, GO GET BABY SOME CANDY

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Me: HEY MOM CAN I HAVE A HALLOWEEN PRESENT?

Mom: why?

Me: BECAUSE MICK MARS HAS AN 8 x 10 AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE ON CLEARANCE.

Mom: OH YES, AND WE CAN HANG IT UP ON THE KITCHEN WALL.

Me: OH MY GOSH METALLICA ARE THE MOST TALENTED BAND IN THE WORLD

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Me: OH MY GOSH METALLICA ARE THE MOST TALENTED BAND IN THE WORLD

Mom: why?

Me: THEY USED PUMPKIN EMOJIS

Mom: OH MY LORD, YOU ARE RIGHT THIS IS A MIRACLE. GOD BLESS THOSE BABIES. 

Me: HEY MOM, WE HAVE TO CANCEL ALL HALLOWEEN PLANS

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Me: HEY MOM, WE HAVE TO CANCEL ALL HALLOWEEN PLANS

Mom: why?

Me: I AM GOING TO SHUDDERFEST WITH KRIK FROM ACILLATEM

Mom: Oh, can I come, too?

Me: MOM I AM BEING ACE'S WIFE, JEANETTE TRERETOLA! 

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Me: MOM I AM BEING ACE'S WIFE, JEANETTE TRERETOLA! 

Mom: why?

Me: *shows mom the picture*

Mom: CAN WE TWIN?

Me: MOM, COME LOOK AT TOM KEIFER

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Me: MOM, COME LOOK AT TOM KEIFER.

Mom: why?

Me: BECAUSE HE SEXY.

Mom: DID HE WISH US A HAPPY HALLOWEEN?






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