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Halloween~

So, I'm a day late, but I was way too busy yesterday, so enjoy some Hisollu (late) halloween!!

NOTE: This doesn't correlate at all but I wanted to write something for the holiday so~

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"Yeah I'm not wearing this," said Illumi,  staring at the red and black cape that Hisoka had brought him out of the blue.

"Pleaseeeeeee," the other man whined, "you would be such a cute vampire too," he remarked shamelessly, pouting. It was halloween, and Hisoka had been practically begging Illumi to do a costume with him, but he'd rejected all his other idea.

"I never dress up for halloween," he said slowly, actually beginning to consider the idea.

"This would be the perfect time pleasee, then we could both be vampires!!" Hisoka said excitedly, grabbing his own cape from the bag he had been carrying.

"Uh," Illumi said awkwardly. "I'm going to look dumb." he looked at Hisoka sideways, still holding the cape out as if it was going to bite him.

"No you would look cute," he said happily, taking the cape from Illumi's hesitant hands and latching it on. He went behind him and clipped it in the front, letting it flow freely in the back.

"Why do you do these things," he sighed, going to look at the mirror that now sat in his living room. Hisoka seriously acted like he lived here and could do whatever he want; not that Illumi ever stopped him.

"See look how cute you look!!" Hisoka said excitedly, coming behind and resting his head on the other man's shoulder. Really really close to his face.

"I look,"  he started, "mismatched." he looked down at his purple sweatpants, then the blood red inside of the cape.

"Okay yeah, but you don't have the whole costume on!!" he paused, rummaging in his bag again. "Here you go!" he threw a piece of cloth at him.

"Yeah no I'm not wearing th-"

"Yes yes I know you love it go put it on now," Hisoka cut him off quickly, dragging him into the room and locking him in there to get changed.

"Ugh." he rolled his eyes, laying the clothes out on the bed to get changed nonetheless.

"Okay fine I'm done now, don't you have a house that you live in. Or a hobby maybe? I feel like all you do is sit at my house, make me do annoying things, then eat all my food," he said, clearly irritated by the itchiness of the gothic suit.

"Damn you must really not like it," laughed Hisoka, coming around to greet him in... the same exact costume. "Ah! I do though! It's so cute!!" Hisoka said, coming up and crouching down to tie the bow correctly.

Illumi reddened significantly, feeling Hisoka's hands tie his bowtie correctly. "Done!" he said happily, clearly very proud of himself. He flipped Illumi around by his shoulders, directing him towards the mirror. Illumi looked at it blankly, it wasn't a bad costume necessarily, it was just really itchy-and not his style. It was a typical vampire costume, a frilly white shirt underneath a black suit, and black dress pants. 

"I forgot something!" Hisoka said suddenly, shouted directly into the other vampire's ear.

"Ouch," he said sarcastically, knowing the other one was too wrapped up in whatever he was doing to notice.

"The fangs!!" he remarked excitedly, crouching slightly in front of Illumi. "Say ahh!" he said happily.

"What the hell are you do-" Illumi got cut-off by Hisoka pressing a fake fang lightly into his mouth. "Groff ith thicky," he attempted to say, feeling the glue settle on his tooth. That was when he realized-Hisoka's fingers we're quite literally in his mouth. His eyes widened slightly and he felt himself become the same color as the inside of his cloak. 

"Sorry sorry, one more!" Hisoka pressed down again, trying to get it to stick. "Okay yes done now!" he stood up excitedly, presenting Illumi to the mirror.

"I mean... it's not, bad," he said quietly, running his tongue against the fake fangs.

"Ahhh you look so cute," he said excitedly again, for the fourth time. "Okay okay you put mine in this time."

"Uh," Illumi said quietly to himself, but moving forward and grabbing the cheap plastic from the other man's hand. Illumi attempted to do the same thing. He messed up almost immediately. "Shit shit sorry," he said quietly, standing up again to look down as an attempt to reposition the tooth. He-for once-was the close one, if he leaned down the tiniest bit their lips would touch.

Should I kiss him? Hisoka thought to himself, turning extremely red very fast. Does he even realize what he's doing? Hisoka sighed inwardly, Probably not, he's just trying to fix my tooth.

"Okay done," Illumi said quietly, not realizing how silent it had gotten. He suddenly realized why it had gotten so quiet. He backed up very  quickly, tripping over Hisoka's shoe that had been thrown on the ground for god knows what reason. "SOrry, sorry, sorry," he said quickly, blushing furiously.

"I enjoyed it," said Hisoka smugly, who was also really red-it wasn't helping sell his attitude. Hisoka cleared his throat loudly. "Anyway, time to go now!!" Hisoka grabbed Illumi's wrist, yanking him up from the floor and rubbing the side of his lip quickly.

"Did you just put fake blood on my face," Illumi asked tiredly, he had given up, Hisoka always got his way... plus the costume was kinda cute.

"Yep! Off we go!" Hisoka said excitedly, dragging Illumi out the door and to a party he wasn't aware he was going to.

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Ahahahaha sorry for not doing this on halloween but here, have some extra spoopy spirit.

Have a wonderful day everyone and Happy (late) Halloween!!