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I Thought You Hated Me

Illumi woke up after a long night of tossing and turning, and you could probably guess why. Checking his phone,  finding that surprisingly, he only had two missed calls from his maybe friend, and a text.

Meet me at the coffee shop? Ten o'clock?

Illumi stared at the text, acknowledging that it was only seven. "Fine then," he muttered, going to get ready for his da-talk with Hisoka.

He threw on a purple sweatshirt and a loose black pair of jeans, getting kind of excited to find out what Hisoka had been so earnestly wanting to tell him.

He arrived at the place he had had his had his first meeting with a man who had inevitably changed his life. "Wait," he said, freezing right before the door handle. "It doesn't start for another two hours," he said quietly seeing that it was only eight right now. 

He sat down, ordering a scone, as he waited patiently, scrolling through his phone. About thirty minutes later, after his food had come, a man came and sat across from him. Hisoka? he thought, looking up to see a petite looking woman, who seemed to be staring and blushing at the ground. not Hisoka. 

"Can I sit?" she said, standing at the head of the table and looking down. 

"No," Illumi said plainly, not bothering to look up from his phone knowing it wasn't a Hisoka.

"This is the only seat left," she said, putting both her hands on the table.

Illumi looked around. "No," he said again, "Go sit over there." he pointed to the bar seating by the counter.

"But I want to sit here," she said bashfully.

"You can if you want, but I'm waiting for someone so you have to leave when they get here," He said, already bored of whatever this girl was trying to do.

"You're kind of cute," she said, sitting down across from him and propping her head up in both hands.

"Thanks." He said, being as dry as he could in hopes that she'd go away. "Why are you sitting here?" He sighed, finally looking up from his phone

"I was wondering if I could have your number? You're cute, I think we should go out sometime," she confessed, looking down nervously.

"No thanks," he said, looking down at his phone again and ignoring her completely.

"Aw I love it when people play hard to get," she said more boldly, staring at the indifferent man in front of her.

"What do you want from me?" he sighed, looking up at her. She was very pretty, short brown hair, brown eyes and very tan. He didn't care though. 

"I want to go on a date with you," she said again, clearly getting irritated.

"I don't, go bother someone else," he said, starting to get irritated. Though he didn't show it. He looked at his phone.Ten minutes, he thought, then Hisoka would come free him from whatever the hell was going on here. 

She reached over the table, grabbing his hand and looking up at Illumi with what he assumed were supposed to be puppy dog eyes. "Get," he exhaled irritably, "the hell off me."

She flinched back, looking confused. "Why won't you at least try it?" she said, at pretty much a whine. However, she didn't move her hand, she kept it on his, both sitting on the table.

At the same time, Hisoka arrived at the coffee shop, looking through the window to see if Illumi was already there. He saw him sitting there... holding hands..? With some girl. He didn't seem to be enjoying it, but then again, Illumi didn't ever look like he enjoyed anything. A girlfriend..? Hisoka thought, squinting through the window. God I hope not.

He saw him mouth something, "Get a different seat, my friend will be here in like five minutes." he said... probably, he wasn't a very good lip reader. Hisoka inhaled, he was about to do something that would probably screw Illumi and his' relationship, but he wanted to be honest with him.

He walked in finally, approaching the booth from behind, so he could listen. He paused for a second, sitting in the empty booth behind the two.

"I don't understand why you won't just give it a try," the girl was saying

"I don't like you, you're annoying, do you always come up and sit with random people who have told you to get away from them?" Illumi snapped back, his irritation showing.

"No, I just thought you were cute," she pouted, putting both her hands on his. "Please, I'll give you my number."

Hisoka got up quickly. Thank god, they're not dating, and Illumi's pissed. He came up to the table of the two, smiling sourly at the girl. "Now now there's no reason for that," he said sickly sweet. His thoughts were racing. He's gonna hate me, but what the hell, he thought, feeling a small sinking in his stomach, reaching over to Illumi and getting dangerously close. He hesitated for not even a second before he leaned in.

What the actual hell is happening right now, this is a weird-ass day, Illumi was thinking, Oh thank god Hisoka, took you long enough. This was exasperating, can this girl go away now.

"There's no need for that," Hisoka was saying to the girl. Thanks, but why the hell did it take you so long, he exasperatedly thought. The redhead leaned down slightly, coming closer to Illumi's face. What the hell does he have to whisper to me? I don't think this girl is going to listen no matter what we tell h-, he was cutoff by Hisoka pressing his lips lightly with Illumi's. 

His eyes widened almost immediately, looking at Hisoka's extremely close blurry image. What the hell? he thought, extremely surprised.

Hisoka felt him tense up for a second, before relaxing. Illumi wrapped his arms around Hisoka's neck, looking over at the girl who was now sitting there extremely awkward. She scrambled out of her seat, rushing out the door and not looking back.

This is kinda nice, Illumi thought to himself-it was just for the act though, right? Hisoka's lips felt very soft against his own, he liked this, very much. No i don't I hate this guy, remember? but what if he didn't?

Hisoka pulled back abruptly, coughing loudly. "It's time I tell you the truth Illumi!"

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SOOO i didn't update yesterday, something came up so sorry about that. Thank you all for reading and as compensation have a Hisoka and Illumi kiss 🥰.

I hope you all have a wonderful day and thank you for reading!! love you all 🥰