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Kazuichi made his way to school, covering up the bruise on his right arm.
"Damn... I broke my fucking bike and scrapped my arm, I have the worst luck, huh?" But as soon as he said that, someone came behind him, "Hello Kazuichi" Nagito greeted him, "No shit! That's why! Your near me" Souda groaned as he playfully shoved Komaeda, "I'm sorry, I know my talent sucks" The lucky boy sighed, The mechanic ignored him and continued his walk to Hopes Peak.
"Hey, I heard there's a new student" Komaeda chuckled, "OOH! REALLY? IS SHE HOT!?" Kazuichi shouted, "... No... But I'm sure he's way better than me" Nagito smiled, "dude, you always gotta ruin everything huh?" Souda sighed.
Komaeda just chuckled at Kazuichis statement.
-once they finally made it inside he building-
"I'm not all that excited to meet the new student because of you Nagito" The mechanic groaned, "Ooh! Miss Yukizome is here! That means the students here too!" Sonia giggled,
Kazuichi quickly glanced at the doorway and saw a guy with his hair down, "hmm? He looks like the ultimate freak!" Kazuichi laughed, making everyone else laugh with him.
The student just looked down at the floor, fiddling with his scarf, "Kazuichi! Don't be so rude" The teacher glared, "ya ya" He smiled, giving Hiyoko a high five, "Kazuichi, Miss Yukizome is right, you don't know him at all, he might be nice" The princess smiled, clapping her hands together, "of course Miss Sonia!" Souda smiled, fixing his posture.
"Alright class, this is Gundham T-"
"Gundham Tanaka, remember it well, for it is the name that will one day rule this world" He smirked.
"I was right, he *is* a freak" Souda chuckled, "Kazuichi, if you can't say something nice, don't say it at all" Yukizome glared.
"... My bad my bad" He groaned, leaning back on his chair.
"Now Gundham, take an open seat" She smiled at him, patting his back.
"BE AWARE! YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH ME! I HOLD A VERY POWERFUL POISON AND YOU MIGHT INCINERATE!" He shouted.
"..." Souda looked to his side to see an open seat, "dammit, I gotta sit next to the freak..."
Tanaka shoved Yukizome out his way and took a seat next to Kazuichi.
"...Aye, do you got some sort of illness or something?" The mechanic asked,
"I was trying to tell you Kazuichi! It's very rude to mess with someone! Gundham has Chuunibyou" The teacher sighed.
"Chuunibyou? What's that?" Souda asked, she leaned close to Kazuichi and whispered, "He's delusional"
"OOHH! I-Im sorry Gundham!" Kazuichi chuckled nervously.
"Hmm?" He looked up and tilted his head, "what have you said that could possibly make me offended?"
"O-Oh... Nothing..." Souda turned back around until he realized something, "Hey! Pets aren't allowed in school buildings!" He shouted, "hmm? Pets? Why would I have such a thing?" He asked..
"Don't act stupid! I saw those hamsters!" The mechanic shouted.
"Kazuichi! Incase you don't know, Gundham could bring his...Hamsters in the school building" The teacher had to explain, once again, "Gundham's the Ultimate Breeder, so he's allowed to bring his pets"
"..." Souda just sat in silence.
"... Dumb bitch..." He groaned, he turned back to Gundham and smirked.
"Aye, can I see one of the hamsters"
"One of the Devas?" Tanaka corrected him, "ya ya, whatever they are, can I see one"
"...I-I suppose so, but I sense a strange aroma from you, you better not pull any sort of trickery" He handed the fat hamster to Kazuichi.
"... He's so cute..." Kazuichi thought,
"The hamster's so cute..."
"What's his name?" Souda asked,
"... Invading Black Dragon, Cham-P" As soon as Tanaka said that, the Deva got in a pose, "aha! Cool cool!" Souda chuckled, clapping his hands, sure it was childish, but he was just happy.
"... Can I hold Cham-P for the rest of the day?" He asked, "ergh!" The breeder just glared at him and sighed, "... I-I don't-... If you make sure you don't leave Cham-P out your sight at all, he can get very dangerous" Tanaka mumured, "so... Is that a yes?"
"Absolutely... "
The Pinkett just smiled at the hamster and messed with Invading Black Dragon instead of doing work.
"Gundham, your hamster seems to be bothering Kazuichi, can I talk to you outside?" She asked.
The breeder got out his seat and followed Miss Yukizome out the classroom.
"... Am I in some sort of trouble?" He asked, "No, because... You see, I'm actually glad it's distracting him because... He's dealing with personal problems at his house right now and it's best for him to... Have someone by his side..." She chuckled nervously.
"I know your new here but I think you might actually help him... You see, he thinks If he makes friends they'll... Betray him, or something close to that, he doesn't trust people now, and I need you to reassure him that not all humans are ba-"
"Who do you think you are, scheming me with such nonsense! Humans are the absolute worst! They deserve nothing! They are-"
Miss Yukizome just smirked and started chuckling.
"I knew it, that's why you two get along so well, y'all don't even notice it" "H-Huh?" He just tilted his head, "You both hate humans for some reason..." She smiled.
"..." Gundham just looked down at the floor and sighed, "i-I suppose I could partner with Kazuichi..." He blushed.
(The title name has nothing to deal with what this story is about, I just thought it would be a cute name)
